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I was reading a book with a seven-year-old today, and it's about a duck running for president. Very funny stuff. It's got lots of old slogans and references to previous presidents, such as "We like Ike Duck" and a few famous picture spoofs. We're working on grammar and vocab and I'm feeling quite educational when we get to a shot of Duck playing ( Read more... ) -
Fun night!
Our friend's birthday is today, so last night I went out with her and some friends. We saw Bye Bye Liver, which was this hilarious comedy show/interactive audience participation drinking game. SO funny, and I got more drunk than I've been in a long time. We went to dinner after and I barely touched my food...just sat there trying to stay drunk ( Read more... ) -
Now presenting....
Rich and I went to see Definitely, Maybe on Friday....such a cute movie. In it, the guy has the choice between the nice girl, the quirky girl, and the maneater. Afterwards, I told Rich that he would always have chosen the nice, normal vanilla girl. His response? "You don't think that's YOU, do you??" No, I informed him. He got lucky and met ( Read more... ) -
timeline of a snob
Scene: Last night. A conversation about my total winner cousins.
Me and Mom: blah blah blah (on the phone)
Aunt whose kids can't (fill in inappropriate verb here) without her help: You're on the phone with Amy all the time!
Me: Tell her she can talk about me after I call to tell you I'm high, knocked up, or in a car wreck.
Mom: *chokes*
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last minute claims
I didn't do TLC's predictions page to lock in what I think will happen and have legal bragging rights later. However, there are a few wild theories (totally spoiler free, since I know nothing) that I want to throw in before I know for sure. If any of these come true and I didn't establish it, I will be pissed.
( Amy's Theories on DH. Vague and only for future jackpot I Knew It rights. ) -
Book abuser!!!
I disagree with this man on a cellular level. Books are your friends, people. FRIENDS, NOT FOOD. Just replace the word "book" with "friend" in this article and you will understand how not ok this is. When he says "I like to write in books," think, "I like to write on my FRIEND," which is clearly less appropriate. It's ok to fold over corners ( Read more... ) -
And the crap smears the carpet
This charlottelennox thing.....it's like I've gone through a time warp and I'm back to the days of spending all my time online trying to convince people not to be sad/insulted/homicidal. Reading people's journals, digging through comments, trying to decide if they're giving the version of the story that I want to hear....I have an M.A. and a full- ( Read more... ) -
Because I'm interested....
I've been meaning to do this for a while! You see people's icons all the time - some are funny, some are practically works of art (not mine!), and others are downright confusing.
Here are mine. Which ones do you like, not get, wish I would delete, etc? Consider it one of those annoying meme things - I'll look at yours if you'll look at mine! ( Read more... )
