♏ 01 | arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[audio]

Huh? Wait a minute. This isn’t the Veil?

[A huff before she notices the device and picks it up to inspect it. It doesn’t take her long to find the text option and she switches it to text to hide her irritation and current emotional state for the moment.]

Hey! What’s the 8ig deal

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[selenoscape]

No, this isn't the Veil... I'm sorry.

This place is called the City. I'm afraid you're trapped here.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Trapped? That's impossi8le.
You can't just trap a God Tier like that. I have too many levels to get trapped anywhere!
Except the Veil, I guess 8ut that's different.
What kind of name is City anyway????????
Some lame Earth name, I 8et.
Humans are so unoriginal!

[selenoscape]

A "god tier"?

Ah, I don't think this is Earth. I've never heard of that world before.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Yep! It means I got all the levels. All of them.
Not everyone is awesome enough to 8e a8le to do that, you know!
W8, it's not????????
8ut you're human.

[innocentvow]

Irons in the fire?

text;

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Come on, you've never heard that saying 8efore?
Humans never cease to amaze me with their limited knowledge.
It means I had all of the important things going on. All of them.
8ut then this place just rudely interrupted everything!

1/2

[innocentvow]

[... that's not very nice.]

[innocentvow]

It's not a very good saying, I don't think-

Irons in the fire... they'd just get hot! What does that have to do with things being important?

[totallyinaband]

... Julie?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Who????????
You're pretty rude, mistaking me for some8ody else!
I'm Vriska Serket.
Get it right next time.
8esides, what kind of lame name is Julie?
W8! Don't tell me.
It's a lame human name, isn't it?

[totallyinaband]

Sorry, you just sound like someone I... know back home.

[Weirded out!]

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

I don't know how I should feel a8out that!
Do I really want to sound like some human????????

text]

[coolestsoul]

["Someone important as me." Boy, did that sound familiar]

Works just fine. Everyone here can read it.

[text]

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Well duuuuuuuuh.
It's not like I've totally 8een having conversations with people or anything.
8ut this stupid device is different from Trollian.
Do all humans use such dum8 technology????????

[text]

[coolestsoul]

Wouldn't know. I never used one of these before. Just got one a week ago.

[text]

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Oh, so it's just this dum8 city's technology?
Laaaaaaaame.
So are you from Earth too?
Another human????????
This place is totally crawling with them!

[immortaltwat]

FUCK.
MORE OF YOU RETARDS?
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH CUNTS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE PROPERLY.

[Aaaaaaand switching back to standard text. Because he managed to get mostly bored of taking the piss out of troll text back when Karkat was still here.]

Seriously, how much effort do you need to put into typing? It looks even stupider than normal text.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Oh my gog, Karkat????????
Of all the trolls they would have to 8ring you here. So lame!

[reads further down- wait. This is not Karkat. :| AN IMPOSTER!!]

W8, you're not Karkat.
Just some lame human trying to imit8 him!
Just a tip you are soooooooo no angry enough.
As if I put extra work into my typing.
This just comes naturally 8ecause I'm so awesome!

[immortaltwat]

Wait, you actually knew that guy? Should've kept faking.

Oh, please. There's nothing natural about that typing. What's with all the 8s?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Unfortun8ly!
He's soooooooo annoying.
Almost as annoying as him dum8 m8sprit!
So w8, he is here?
Duh, 8s 8ecause of spiders!
Can't you see my Trollian handle?
arachnidsGrip, come on it should 8e so o8vious!
Oh, 8ut I'm pro8a8ly just overestim8ting your puny human thinkpan!