♏ 01 | arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[audio]

Huh? Wait a minute. This isn’t the Veil?

[A huff before she notices the device and picks it up to inspect it. It doesn’t take her long to find the text option and she switches it to text to hide her irritation and current emotional state for the moment.]

Hey! What’s the 8ig deal

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[immortaltwat]

FUCK.
MORE OF YOU RETARDS?
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH CUNTS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE PROPERLY.

[Aaaaaaand switching back to standard text. Because he managed to get mostly bored of taking the piss out of troll text back when Karkat was still here.]

Seriously, how much effort do you need to put into typing? It looks even stupider than normal text.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Oh my gog, Karkat????????
Of all the trolls they would have to 8ring you here. So lame!

[reads further down- wait. This is not Karkat. :| AN IMPOSTER!!]

W8, you're not Karkat.
Just some lame human trying to imit8 him!
Just a tip you are soooooooo no angry enough.
As if I put extra work into my typing.
This just comes naturally 8ecause I'm so awesome!

[immortaltwat]

Wait, you actually knew that guy? Should've kept faking.

Oh, please. There's nothing natural about that typing. What's with all the 8s?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Unfortun8ly!
He's soooooooo annoying.
Almost as annoying as him dum8 m8sprit!
So w8, he is here?
Duh, 8s 8ecause of spiders!
Can't you see my Trollian handle?
arachnidsGrip, come on it should 8e so o8vious!
Oh, 8ut I'm pro8a8ly just overestim8ting your puny human thinkpan!

[immortaltwat]

Don't know. Haven't seen him about for a while.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with my thinkpan! There's more than enough room in this pan for all my thoughts and then some.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

If you haven't heard him 8itching and moaning a8out everything, then he isn't here!
You are the one with the smallest human thinkpan. It's you.
8ut I can see if you're telling the truth!
A8out all the room in your thinkpan. ::::)

[immortaltwat]

So, what? You're psychic now?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

I've always 8een psychic!
I just didn't tell you until now.
Geeeeeeeez, just 8ecause I didn't say it doesn't mean I'm not.

[immortaltwat]

Yeah, but you can't "see the truth" over the network. You've got to be there in person for that shit to work.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

I don't have to 8e close to look in your miiiiiiiind.
I can do it from where I am right now!
Do you want to seeeeeeee?

[immortaltwat]

Sure, man. Why not? Let's see what you've got.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[Give her a moment to concentrate really hard on controlling him! Because she actually has a little more trouble reading minds than she does with control.

Wait for it.

His hand is probably moving up right now to-

SLAP. Right across the face. If she did it right anyway. That's the plan.]

[immortaltwat]

[Okay, he's just going to sit there and clutch his face for a minute. You'd think he'd be used to slaps by now, but that really hurt.]

Ow! What the fuck?! I thought you meant you'd read my mind or something.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

I was just testing my a8ilities here!
Don't get your frilly undergarments in a 8unch!
Whine whiney McWhiney.

[immortaltwat]

You'd be whining too if you'd slapped yourself across the face.

Anyway, watch whose pants you're calling frilly! I'll have you know I save the frilly ones for special occasions.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Grooooooooss!
You aren't supposed to talk a8out that kind of stuff!