♏ 01 | arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[audio]

Huh? Wait a minute. This isn’t the Veil?

[A huff before she notices the device and picks it up to inspect it. It doesn’t take her long to find the text option and she switches it to text to hide her irritation and current emotional state for the moment.]

Hey! What’s the 8ig deal

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[selenoscape]

No, this isn't the Veil... I'm sorry.

This place is called the City. I'm afraid you're trapped here.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Trapped? That's impossi8le.
You can't just trap a God Tier like that. I have too many levels to get trapped anywhere!
Except the Veil, I guess 8ut that's different.
What kind of name is City anyway????????
Some lame Earth name, I 8et.
Humans are so unoriginal!

[selenoscape]

A "god tier"?

Ah, I don't think this is Earth. I've never heard of that world before.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Yep! It means I got all the levels. All of them.
Not everyone is awesome enough to 8e a8le to do that, you know!
W8, it's not????????
8ut you're human.

[selenoscape]

Levels? I don't understand.

Yes, but my world is called Terca Lumireis. Are you from Earth?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Levels! You know, in a game! Haven't you ever played a game or FLARPed 8efore????????
Or whatever the human term is.
No way! 8ut I made Earth. 8ecause I'm pretty awesome like that.
I'm from Alternia.

[selenoscape]

Um, no. I'm afraid not.

Oh, you made it? That's amazing! You must be very powerful!

What's Alternia like?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Jegus, you are soooooooo missing out!
Of course I am! Remem8er, I'm God Tier. It is me.
Well, it's not like anything now.
It's kind of a wasteland.
I didn't know other planets had humans. I though you were our cre8tions.
Soooooooo weird.

[selenoscape]

Oh... I'm very sorry to hear that. It must be difficult.

There are a lot of worlds here! I think most of them have humans on them.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

It's no 8ig deal.
I don't really care anyway.
Really????????
I wonder who made all those other worlds!
May8e we did and didn't realize it.
8ut I'm pretty sure we only made one planet.
So humans are everywhere around here?
Aren't there any trolls?

[selenoscape]

Ah... No, I don't think so. I haven't met any, at least.

Are you a troll?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Gr8, so I'm the only one here????????
Hey.
You haven't met anyone named Tavros, right?
Yeah, I'm a troll.
The 8est one there is!

[selenoscape]

I haven't. What does he look like? I can keep an eye out for you!

Ah, my name is Estelle. It's a pleasure to meet you!

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

He looks like a 8ig, crippled loser!
8ig horns, either in a four-wheeled device or ro8otic legs.
He stutters a lot, you can't miss him.
If you see him, don't tell him I asked a8out him.
Oh right, human introduction customs.
The name is Vriska!

[selenoscape]

[Wow that is... A really mean description.]

Ah, okay...

That's a very pretty name!

Do you need any help, Vriska?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Well since you're asking.
You could tell me more a8out this dum8 place I'm supposedly trapped in.
If I'm going to 8e here a while I kind of need to know, right?