♏ 01 | arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[audio]

Huh? Wait a minute. This isn’t the Veil?

[A huff before she notices the device and picks it up to inspect it. It doesn’t take her long to find the text option and she switches it to text to hide her irritation and current emotional state for the moment.]

Hey! What’s the 8ig deal

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[innocentvow]

Irons in the fire?

text;

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Come on, you've never heard that saying 8efore?
Humans never cease to amaze me with their limited knowledge.
It means I had all of the important things going on. All of them.
8ut then this place just rudely interrupted everything!

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[innocentvow]

[... that's not very nice.]

[innocentvow]

It's not a very good saying, I don't think-

Irons in the fire... they'd just get hot! What does that have to do with things being important?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Whaaaaaaaat, it's a gr8 saying!
You just can't appreciate it.
It's not supposed to 8e literal!
So anyway who are you?
Another human????????
Are you from Earth?

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[innocentvow]

- I guess it's alright if you like it.

Re: text;

[innocentvow]

Uh-huh.

Are you something else? Like an alien?!

text;

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Duh!!!!!!!!
I'm a troll.
8ut I guess to humans I'd 8e an alien.
Even though you're aliens to us!
Weird, pink, squishy aliens.
So you're from the world we cre8ted.
::::)

[innocentvow]

A troll? Do you live under a bridge?

I read a book like that, once! Did your dad get beat up by a big billy goat? It was kind of funny- I'm sorry, I laughed, but the story was really good!

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Oh my gog, what?
No way, I live in a hive!
Geeeeeeeez, is that the kind of stories they came up with on Earth a8out us?
That's soooooooo rude!
We all live in hives, just like you!
Well most of us anyway.
Dad? Oh, you mean the human's lusus. I don't have one of those.

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[innocentvow]

In a hive, like a bee? We don't live in hives, we live in houses...

[innocentvow]

[No dad-]

Mizuno doesn't have one either! But it's okay- for you, too!

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Hives, houses, whatever! They look the same.
8ut we don't live in 8ee hives or under 8ridges! And a high8lood like myself definitely wouldn't.
Trolls don't have parents. It's no 8ig deal.
I don't get what's so important a8out moms and dads????????

[innocentvow]

- Mizuno doesn't have a mother either, so.

I don't get it! All I need is Marino, and I'm fine. You need someone, too, right?

If you call them, maybe they'll come get you from here.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

I don't need any8ody!
8esides, I'm the only troll here I guess.
And some human girl said I'm trapped here.

[innocentvow]

That's what everyone says, but.

You don't have to believe it.