OLD NEWS IS NEW TO ME, CUZ I DON'T WATCH TV. XD

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*HERE, A RARE SIGHT! A TREMBLING CALIFORNIA!*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE! SO ANY SUBORDINATES OF MINE CAN MARRY THE SAME SEX PARTNER OF THEIR CHOICE!

...EXCEPT FOR PETER. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO MARRY ANYONE.A-AND... *HE SLIDES HIS HAND INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A SMALL OBJECT* *HE SUDDENLY GOES

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[lostthebridle]

...WHAT?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

I SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE NOW.

[lostthebridle]

DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*LOOKS AWAY*

I SUPPORT WHATEVER IS MOST POPULAR. AND RIGHT NOW THE IN THING IS TO LET PEOPLE MARRY IF THEY'RE THE SAME GENDER.

[valkyr_witch]

OH, RUB IT IN, WILL YOU!? I QUITE ENJOY MY MISFORTUNES BEING MOCKED!

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

...MISFORTUNES?

[valkyr_witch]

*JUST. GLARES.*

YOU PROFESS TO ACCEPT MY RIGHT TO WED JUST AS MY 'FIANCEÉ' ABANDONS ME. QUITE CONVENIENT TIMING, YES?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*EEP*

NOW MADAM... I DIDN'T REALLY PLAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU WERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!

PLEASE UNDERSTAND, I DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM...

[moonofgreen]

QUESTION!

DO YOU THINK YOU'LL STILL BE SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE IN, SAY, SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATSOEVER.

[yandere_san]

*JUST STANDING OVER HERE INNOCENTLY KILLING SMALL ANIMALS.*

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

TAITO! DON'T-- *WELL IT'S BETTER THEM THEN HIM...*

TAITO... UM... H-HI.

[yandere_san]

*STOPS*

DANIAL. PEOPLE CAN EAT SQURRELS RIGHT?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*EW*

I... I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.

[shy_king]

*SUDDENLY THIS SEEMS LIKE THE BEST IDEA EVER! THE KID WILL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP FROM BEING SEPERATED FROM THE PUZZLE SPIRIT AGAIN...THAT OR HE'S FINALLY LOST IT.*

[mr_bznz]

I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING.

IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

[shy_king]

HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

QUICK, START BEATING ME UP!

THAT USUALLY COAXS HIM OUT!

[mr_bznz]

...ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?