OLD NEWS IS NEW TO ME, CUZ I DON'T WATCH TV. XD

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*HERE, A RARE SIGHT! A TREMBLING CALIFORNIA!*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE! SO ANY SUBORDINATES OF MINE CAN MARRY THE SAME SEX PARTNER OF THEIR CHOICE!

...EXCEPT FOR PETER. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO MARRY ANYONE.

A-AND... *HE SLIDES HIS HAND INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A SMALL OBJECT* *HE SUDDENLY GOES BRIGHT RED AND HIDES IT AGAIN*

AND I HAVE NO BIAS ON THIS MATTER! THAT IS ALL!