OLD NEWS IS NEW TO ME, CUZ I DON'T WATCH TV. XD

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*HERE, A RARE SIGHT! A TREMBLING CALIFORNIA!*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE! SO ANY SUBORDINATES OF MINE CAN MARRY THE SAME SEX PARTNER OF THEIR CHOICE!

...EXCEPT FOR PETER. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO MARRY ANYONE.A-AND... *HE SLIDES HIS HAND INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A SMALL OBJECT* *HE SUDDENLY GOES

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[valkyr_witch]

OH, RUB IT IN, WILL YOU!? I QUITE ENJOY MY MISFORTUNES BEING MOCKED!

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

...MISFORTUNES?

[valkyr_witch]

*JUST. GLARES.*

YOU PROFESS TO ACCEPT MY RIGHT TO WED JUST AS MY 'FIANCEÉ' ABANDONS ME. QUITE CONVENIENT TIMING, YES?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*EEP*

NOW MADAM... I DIDN'T REALLY PLAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU WERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!

PLEASE UNDERSTAND, I DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM...

[valkyr_witch]

*DRAWS IN A DEEP BREATH AND LETS OUT A FRUSTRATED HUFF*

...I WILL BELIEVE YOU FOR NOW...MY APOLOGIES...

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

IT'S... IT'S ALRIGHT. *WOAH, SCARY LADY WAS SCARY*

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SUE, ARE YOU?