OLD NEWS IS NEW TO ME, CUZ I DON'T WATCH TV. XD

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*HERE, A RARE SIGHT! A TREMBLING CALIFORNIA!*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE! SO ANY SUBORDINATES OF MINE CAN MARRY THE SAME SEX PARTNER OF THEIR CHOICE!

...EXCEPT FOR PETER. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO MARRY ANYONE.A-AND... *HE SLIDES HIS HAND INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A SMALL OBJECT* *HE SUDDENLY GOES

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[yandere_san]

*JUST STANDING OVER HERE INNOCENTLY KILLING SMALL ANIMALS.*

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

TAITO! DON'T-- *WELL IT'S BETTER THEM THEN HIM...*

TAITO... UM... H-HI.

[yandere_san]

*STOPS*

DANIAL. PEOPLE CAN EAT SQURRELS RIGHT?

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*EW*

I... I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.

[yandere_san]

....OH...

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

...WERE YOU TRYING TO GET A MEAL FOR US?

[yandere_san]

KIND OF...

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

...YOU WERE STABBING THINGS THAT MOVED AND TRYING TO COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE FOR IT?

[yandere_san]

....MORE ACCURATE THIS TIME.

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

I THOUGHT SO

*HE SIGHS, A SMILE APPEARING ON HIS FACE*

HEY UH... TAITO... CAN... CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

[yandere_san]

SURE.

*WAITS PATIANTLY.*

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

UM... TAITO... *HIS FACE STARTS GOING PINK* I... WELL I... *HE HOLDS TAITO'S HAND IN HIS*

Y-YOU SEE... I... *HIS FACE IS GOING REDDER AND REDDER* WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS... IS... TAITO, WILL YOU--

[akachann]

*BURSTS IN*

MOMMY! DADDY! EVERYONE CAN MARRY EVERYONE NOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?!

[yandere_san]

*PERKS UP*

REALLY? THAT'S GREAT NEWS PETER.

*PATS HEAD*

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*IF YOU WERE YOUNGER PETER, YOU'D BE SO IN A CORNER RIGHT NOW*

YEAH... GREAT.

[akachann]

I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY I'D WANNA GET MARRIED. BUT IT'S SURE NICE TO HAVE THE OPTION!

*HUGS!* I'M SO SO SO SO SOOO HAPPY! I COULD JUST HAVE A PARADE!