I am finding life enjoyable.

Introducing your dear Rose ( Read more... )

Hello children! Now, before we get started, you should know that it is a very bad idea to ride one's bicycle from the trails to breakaway trails. In one-hundred degree weather ( Read more... )

Begin in Paris. Go west eight hours. Arrive in New York. Get horribly confused. Board another plane. Go southwest for a few more hours of your life. Arrive in Atlanta. Become hysterical with frustration. Refrain from stabbing flight attendant. Board a new plane. Go south just a a tish further. Land. Wait until all the technicalities are sorted out ( Read more... )

All the days seem to run to-gether, and I in all honesty cannot recall any one event that occured in the past few weeks ( Read more... )

Harumph. Things have been going slighty better-ish ( Read more... )

Hallo, all ( Read more... )

Well, this is it, friends ( Read more... )

Q: 'What do I get when I stuff a fashion retarded teenage girl and a sewing machine into a closed space?'
A: Its not a moose.

( If You Are Offended By Retina-Tearingly Ugly Clothing, Communism, Feet, Or Any Combination Thereof, Click This Anyway You Fucking Pansy )

Friends, Enemies and Fellow Nerds, I present to you: My Livejournal. Yep, I figured I'd jump on the old bandwagon and have a few cheap laughs at the expense of others before it crashes into a flock of unsuspecting pedestrians, ending it all in a massive orgy of blood, fire and chaos ( Read more... )