Aug 08, 2005 19:22
Begin in Paris. Go west eight hours. Arrive in New York. Get horribly confused. Board another plane. Go southwest for a few more hours of your life. Arrive in Atlanta. Become hysterical with frustration. Refrain from stabbing flight attendant. Board a new plane. Go south just a a tish further. Land. Wait until all the technicalities are sorted out and the paperwork is done before you can even so much as touch any one person in your family. Go home with aforementioned family.
Eat food.
Pass out from fatigue.
Sleep a few hours.
Wake up.
Go to school.