Fic - "The Birds and the Bees (and the Flowers and the Trees)"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: The Birds and the Bees (and the Flowers and the Trees)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tobias Beecher, Chris Keller, Ryan O'Reily, Megamind. OZ, Megamind.
Word Count: 4,020
Rating: R
Summary: When it's time for the kid to get The Talk, the task falls to the prison's resident lovebirds.
Warnings: Language, sexual content, horrible awkwardness

Comments

[aurawind]

Eeeeeeeh! What a delicious fic!!! It was so adorable! Now I'm curious about Oz... maybe I'll watch it someday :3

[colonel_bastard]

Thanks so much, Aura! Oz is a fantastic show, very much worth the watch. ^_^

[joanhello]

Ha! Brilliantly done as usual, Colonel. The Talk is awkward for most adults and with a kid as brilliant as little Megs, it's gotta be twice that bad. I know nothing whatever about this Oz show, but you drew the characters here so sharply, I felt as if I knew them. Great job.

[colonel_bastard]

Why thank you! I'm very glad that you enjoyed it, especially knowing that you weren't familiar with the crossover characters. I felt awkward just writing the Talk, heh, so I admire anyone who has to give it to an actual child! Thanks for reading and commenting.

[jentle55]

I have absolutely no knowledge of Oz, have never even seen a commercial for it, let alone an episode. I guess I'm not part of the generation that had this show in the limelight. But despite all of my ignorance for Oz, I loved this. It worked so well together. It's a rare treat for you to write Megs, let alone little Blue, so I got super excited to read this and it didn't disappoint. What a true to life kind of conversation to be had with an over-eager child, especially in a prison. Great story! Love it, as always!

[colonel_bastard]

Well, Oz ended up in my life because of my fondness for certain actors--- it was a little before my time, as far as any spotlight is concerned! But totally worth tracking down. Love love love that crazy, crazy show.

Yeah, it's definitely been a while since I wrote Megamind himself! Glad to hear I haven't lost my touch, haha, even with the miniature version. I've been wanting to play him against these two characters for a while now; as far as "prison uncles" go, Beecher and Keller would be a pretty fascinating pair to have!

Thanks for reading. I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

[vejiicakes]

YOU KEEP WRITING FOR FANDOMS I LOVE WHAT THE

Much as I came to appreciate the crazy, fascinating, desperate dynamic of Beecher and Keller, this is the sort of sweet, quiet moment I'd have loved to see more of. (AND it still feels totally in character--you have an awesome talent for taking characters into somewhat unconventional territory for them and still having them feel so real and right.)

I love how Toby immediately rises to the occasion to give Megz The Talk, but it's still no easier for him to do it than it was the second time around. And awww, Chris and his blunt reactions/explanations. Awwww, tag!

I’d have been happy with just you, Toby.

AAAWWWWWWW.

I wish they could've stayed this simple and happy.. (Wouldn't have been quite as fascinating if they had, but doesn't stop me being wistful.

Wonderfully creative crossover! Eager, analytical Megz was adorbs XD

[colonel_bastard]

SHUT UP YOU JUST HAVE AWESOME TASTE

[colonel_bastard]

Thanks so much, I'm honored! Glad you enjoyed it!