Wow, I know I haven't posted to this journal in forever, but out of the blue I've just received an absolutely gorgeous piece of fanart for one of my fics!

kiki564 has illustrated the devastating midnight kiss from Masquerade, and let me tell you, it is flawless. Click the link and see for yourself! If you're a fan of the series, it really is a must- ( Read more... )

Title: 'Til Peace We Find (Tell You What I'll Do)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner. Avengers (movieverse).
Word Count: 1,322
Rating: G
Summary: After hunching over his work table all day, Tony attempts to pop his back. Bruce offers his assistance.
Notes: My science bro feels, let me show you them. Title taken from the song ( Read more... )

Wow, I'm just trying to keep up with the times, haha. Fandom keeps evolving! I love it!

Here's where you can find me: http://archiveofourown.org/users/colonel_bastardRight now I'm in the process of transferring all my old stuff to the new place. Going in reverse chronological order is really trippy, like going on a time warp back through all of ( Read more... )

Title: Crazy 'Bout A Sharp-Dressed Man
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth. RPF.
Word Count: 1,529
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sex.
Summary: Tom's leather jacket is very... distracting.
Notes: Clearly I can refuse Juno nothing. She wanted a fic about that leather jacket that Tom is always wearing--- and she wanted it to ( Read more... )

Title: The Unexpected Sting
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Loki, Thor, Odin. Avengers movieverse.
Word Count: 1,041
Rating: PG
Summary: A variation on the banishment scene from Thor.
Notes: Written as a gift for Juno. Because sometimes watching the favored sibling fall from grace isn't all it's cracked up to be.

( You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy! )

Title: Eye of the Storm
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Thor, Loki. Avengers movieverse.
Word Count: 1000
Rating: PG
Summary: What if the storm ends and leaves us nothing?
Warnings: Loki feels.
Notes: For Juno, as a reward for becoming Tumblr-famous! She requested a Thor/Loki fic inspired by What If The Storm Ends? The song's a doozy. Give it ( Read more... )

Title: Grease Monkey
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Steve, Tony. Avengers movieverse.
Word Count: 2,798
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Tony is filthy when he comes out of his workshop. Steve helps him get clean. Then things get dirty.
Warnings: shower sex.
Notes: written for an irresistible prompt at avengerkink. It was about damn time I wrote some proper smut ( Read more... )

Title: Joyride
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tony, Steve. Avengers movieverse.
Word Count: 1,302
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony and Steve ride a motorcycle through Manhattan.
Warnings: I miss New York. I think it shows.
Notes: I prompted Juno to draw Tony and Steve on a motorcycle, and she made a comment about Tony refusing to ride bitch. Then ( Read more... )

Title: A Helping Hand
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Kirk, McCoy. Star Trek (TOS).
Word Count: 2,301
Rating: R
Summary: Kirk has trouble providing a urine sample. McCoy lends a hand.
Warnings: sexy pissing, implied sexy times.
Notes: For raja815. Set in my headcanon where Kirk and McCoy are fuck buddies who both want to fuck Spock--- Kirk in a space- ( Read more... )

Title: Lodestar
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Jim Hawkins, Long John Silver. Treasure Planet.
Word Count: 3,989
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lodestar - a star that is used to guide the course of a ship.
Warnings: Pirate swearing, teenage sexing.
Notes: Written for a prompt at the spectacular disney_kink, set during the scene in the movie when Silver tells Jim ( Read more... )