Fic - "My Life Would Suck Without You"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: My Life Would Suck Without You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man, cameo from Roxanne. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 4,734
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man discovers that Megamind's feet are... rather sensitive.
Warnings: Slash, foot play, foot worship, foot job--- basically, YES I HAVE A FOOT FETISH.
Notes: Sequel to my

Comments

[seiaa]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH.

You know, I've never been one for the foot thing. But this. THIS. Was. Hot.

I. um. UNF. I don't

I spent the entire time reading this with my hand clapped over my mouth, grinning like a stupid idiot. I'm normally very very poker-faced when I read smutty things. But I was grinning stupidly this entire time. And let out audible "AWWw"s and "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"s and I don't.

You have reduced me to fail sentences.

That. Was. Just.

....UNF.

[colonel_bastard]

FEET. FEEEEET. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM. XD

Audible reactions are my favorite. <3

HAHAHA SUCCESS INDEED. I know you love this pairing as much as I do, so I'm really glad you liked this one. :D

[seiaa]

OMG OMG OMG I DOOOOO

BAAAHAHAHAHHAA THIS WAS JUST

I DON'T

AHHHH <3 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're writing more right? right? right? Because this needs to last like. forever. and ever. they're sooo effin' cute. And there are six hundred little things I love about this and their characterization and the way you write them is just so unfffff I luuv youuuuuu

[colonel_bastard]

B'awwww! <3 <3 <3

I agree, they are SO effin' cute, and I definitely want to write more for the pairing. It's just that I need the TIME. TIME IS MY ENEMY ARGH

Six hundred things?? That is a lot of things!! :D

Thanks again--- love you too, buddy. ^_^

[invderlava]

THERE ARE NO WORDS I DON'T EVEN.

Just. omfg UNF

This makes me so ridiculously happy.

THEY'RE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

AND HOT.

AND METS LEARNS HOW TO KEEP A SECRET.

AND OMG HOT.

AND NOW I HAVE TO REREAD BOTH OF THEM GOD DAMMIT.

♥

[colonel_bastard]

This comment makes me ridiculously happy!! <3

Mostly because you mention how happy they are together, and I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY. Also that it's hot. Because, yeah. That's always a plus. XD

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

UNF.

[threequarterfox]

Oh. Wow. Mnnnph.
And there's even indications of more to come.

Utterly incoherant here. But... wow. Yes. This is the best sunday ever. Yes it is. I love your writing.

[goes back to reread]

[colonel_bastard]

OH MAN IT IS SUNDAY ISN'T IT *appropriate icon is appropriate, lol*

Aw, man, I'm so glad to hear you love my writing! Thank you so much! Feel free to read it as many times as necessary, haha. <3

[threequarterfox]

Yeah it's Sunday. There's been more Sunday over here than where you are though, no doubt. In fact, it's not all that far a hop 'till monday now dammit. But you have MADE my weekend, Completely and utterly MADE it, so it's all good.

[grin] You're an inspiration to me, mate. One day I'll get you to sign a printout of this stuff. Then you'll be sorry ;p

<3<3<3

[colonel_bastard]

An "inspiration"? Oh my, such generous praise! :D Thank you so much!

One day I hope to be a serious author, and then you guys are all going to have this mountain of smutty blackmail at your fingertips... XD

[filthy_animal]

YES. Yes yes yes. <3 Unnnffff your fics of these two! Augh! So good! <3<3<3

W-was that a hint for more? Because I can't wait~! <3

ILU.

[colonel_bastard]

YAY. Yay yay yay. <3 So happy you liked this one! I always have such a blast when I write these guys together. ^_^

That was definitely a hint for more--- all I want to do is write fic of them fooling around, followed by epilogues featuring an increasingly frustrated Roxanne being all "OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO." XDDD

ILU2!

[filthy_animal]

Yes! I wasn't expecting to like it nearly as much as I did. I kiiiiind of like feet stuff, but most of the time it's written/drawn kind of... creepy? To me, anyway. I don't know how to explain that. Your writing though, it came naturally and normal. I liked that. <3 And it's also easy for me to imagine that stuff happening to Megamind's feet, because my personal head-canon is that he primps/washes obsessively. XD I doubt he's very gross or anything, even by his feets~.

/probably sounds like a creeper. oops.

Anyway, hurrrr. I will have to read this fic again sometime. <3 I love these, augh. I can't wait to see more and more and more~ <3

*air-hearts!*

[colonel_bastard]

I'm very glad that I was able to de-creep a sometimes-creepy fetish! As much as I love my kinks, some of them just don't fit into certain fandoms. I wanted this one to feel natural, so I really appreciate that comment! ^_^

Also, I totally agree about Megamind being very clean. There's something about him that suggests it! I can't even point to any specific thing, I just get that vibe from him.

Hurrrr! I'm so happy you enjoy the fics. :D You're a champion for this fandom! <3

[sagacious_twit]

ZOMG, you rocked my world.

I had no idea that feet could be that sexy before reading this, but man, you've opened my eyes to a whole new world!

Fuck, that was some amazing-ness....

I love the secrecy of their relationship: I can't wait to see more with them in the future!

I gotta say, it's tough writing good fiction for these two, I'm trying but so far you're the only one who has succeeded! ^w^

Thank you for writing this!

[colonel_bastard]

SUCCESS. I love to hear that I've rocked a world or two. ;D

And it's my pleasure to have opened your eyes to the sexy possibilities of feet. Because feet are the sexiest. ^_^

I love the secrecy, too! I just really love the idea of them carrying on this ludicrous affair right under everybody's noses. So romantic!! <3

Awww, thank you so much! I'm so glad that I'm writing them well. I love both of the characters so much that I just want to do them justice. Smutty justice. :P

You're so welcome! Thanks for reading and commenting! <3