Fic - "My Life Would Suck Without You"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: My Life Would Suck Without You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man, cameo from Roxanne. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 4,734
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man discovers that Megamind's feet are... rather sensitive.
Warnings: Slash, foot play, foot worship, foot job--- basically, YES I HAVE A FOOT FETISH.
Notes: Sequel to my

Comments

[tripperfunster]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[colonel_bastard]

OH YAY YAY YAY I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT

Told you it'd be awkward. ^_^ And I'm quite pleased to hear you comment on certain details--- I'm rather fond of the "don't touch yourself" bit myself. And by "rather fond" I mean I LOVE THAT SHIT. XD

Aww, yeah, he's the man. ;D Sorry I triggered a family-alerting snorfle, though--- oh way, NO I'M NOT. ^u^

This is already a proper comment for me. I mean, how could I not love a comment that contains the phrase "I have a huge girl woody." XD

There will be manyyyyyy sequels. <3

SMUT EXCHANGE = FLAWLESS VICTORY

[tripperfunster]

Wheeee! I just read it again (with a LOT more privacy and less Phineas and Ferb in the background

[colonel_bastard]

My icon = Perry and Doof empathize with attempts to do porny things with children in the vicinity. ;D

I feel like all of my MM/MM fics are going to be this ridiculous voyage of discovery for both of them, so be ready for lots more shyness and awkwardness from both parties. XD

HAHAHA yes. Yes I was very pleased when I realized that Metro Man could probably fit that whole damn foot in his mouth. I love ALL the differences between them, but especially the size and the STRENGTH difference!! The fact that Metro Man can topple buildings and then he lets teeny little Megamind drag him down to the floor--- HOT. 8)

...OMG HAHAHA. I TOTALLY FORGOT THE "OLLO" THING. Um.... um... maybe he knows how to say hello in conversation but he just gets confused when he answers the phone and I don't know I'm really just pulling this out of my ass. XDDD

Wellllll, if I find your pic particularly inspiring (and I often do, lol), we'll see if the muse strikes.... ;D

*salutes!* <3 <3 <3

[justsmashing]

omg you're back! aaahhhhhhhh yayy
That was awesome. Just...yeah. Awesome. And YOU HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT 'NEXT TIME' OMFGIDEKWIGDIYD

[colonel_bastard]

Ohhhh, I feel so welcome! How could I stay away? :D

"Awesome" is what I aim for. ^_^

OF COURSE I WILL WRITE ABOUT NEXT TIME. XDDD

[junosunderland]

God god GOD. I read this last night, but I was too freaking tired to leave you a proper comment then XD

YOU WRITE THEM SO HOT NEVER STOP.

Seriously, you write them so fantastically in character, right down to their cheesy sayings and the way they 'play' each other. Reading it, it seriously plays right through my head like a MOVIE. Megamind's catty reactions are just so perfectly HIM (My perfect blue ass! YESSSSSS) and Metroman's conflict is so palpable x) God, and I love the way you've ended both of this with such... just ZING. I cannot properly articulate how fucking much I love this XD

I have a song that will now permanently remind me of this (because I like to turn on music to your fics... I don't know, they're just that epic XD) But yeah, Metromans 'theme' A Little Less Talk (Elvis). Seriously, that song was already a go-to for anything Metroman related in my book, but I had it on replay the entire time I read this fic because it's TOO PERFECT <3 And this is probably the highest compliment I can give to you, because I only

[colonel_bastard]

OH THIS IS AN AWESOME COMMENT. I have the biggest, dorkiest smile on my face right now. 8D

It's just--- you commented on everything that I worked the hardest on, and that is just the best pay-off for me. I'm especially glad you like catty Megamind--- I love him when he's a bitch. ;D

I have a soft spot for Metro Man because I spent my entire childhood as the Goody Two Shoes. At a certain point, the pressure gets to be exhausting, and you realize that if you never learn to cut yourself a little slack, you're never gonna be happy. I can really relate to his conflict, so I'm glad that feeling translates into the story. ^_^

That is a wonderful compliment!! ...I just put that song on and you're right, it fits PERFECTLY. :D I'm so happy that you love this fic enough to link it to such an awesome song!

You know, I've been really itching to write something for Hal--- I just have yet to find the perfect plot bunny! He's such a fascinating character, I'd love to take a shot with him. <3

[junosunderland]

Oh yeah, and many many thanks for the shout out <3 I was too wrapped up in telling you how amazing you were XD I'm glad that my Hal shenanigans could inspire such GLORY <3

[badplanmobile]

Oh Ghod, what have you done to me? I don't have a foot fetish, I don't! But this is, uh, this is actually really, really nice. Argh, the one fetish I didn't already have! They're never going to let me forget this.

[colonel_bastard]

EMBRACE THE FEET

Thanks for letting me know that I've got another fetish convert. I regret nothing. ;D