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[sexwithstraw]

[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]

[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]

[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]

Comments

[not_harry_mason]

Watch where you're putting that alcohol, someone's going to trip over it.

[sexwithstraw]

YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE SATURNINE?

[standoffish dance toward you]

[not_harry_mason]

Me? No, I'm just here to pass on some advice...

/trails off and stares at the dancing 8|

[sexwithstraw]

We do not need advice here.

[yesmisteralex]

/watches from an inconspicuous pool of water.

Fascinating.

[sexwithstraw]

[approaches]

YOU! SEA BEAST! SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE GREATER POWERS!

[yesmisteralex]

I'd love to but there's nobody to cover my shift for tomorrow. Does Thursday work for you?

[sexwithstraw]

We need you now, virile creature of the depths.

[1st_protagonist]

*runs in*

*starts doing the macarena*

[sexwithstraw]

[throws a pint of blood on you]

[1st_protagonist]

*rubs it all over self*

*GENTLEEEE OnO SEXILY*

[sexwithstraw]

[DOES THE SAME]

[dady_issus]

... is there going to be a party?

[sexwithstraw]

A great party to honor our Higher Ones, the divine powers all around us which help us to reproduce and begin the cycle anew.

[throws pint of blood at you]

[dady_issus]

... the needle is for blood not the death suit, you are doing to wrong.

[sexwithstraw]

[ignores, keeps dancing]

[completely wasted]

[ladiesman1959]

Wtf am I looking at

[sexwithstraw]

[dances a circle around you, then begins to smack with a fern]

[on the ass.]

[ladiesman1959]

[rips up the fern]

Stop that.

[sexwithstraw]

[gets a new fern]

[resumes]