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[sexwithstraw]

[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]

[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]

[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]

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[dady_issus]

... is there going to be a party?

[sexwithstraw]

A great party to honor our Higher Ones, the divine powers all around us which help us to reproduce and begin the cycle anew.

[throws pint of blood at you]

[dady_issus]

... the needle is for blood not the death suit, you are doing to wrong.

[sexwithstraw]

[ignores, keeps dancing]

[completely wasted]

[dady_issus]

.....oh really

PUNCH

[sexwithstraw]

[punched

so completely sloshed that it doesn't even register]

[dady_issus]

... I have no idea what to do now....

[sexwithstraw]

Come, metal abomination, and ask that the goddesses take mercy on your synthetic form. Ask that they strip you down... to what you used to be...

[dady_issus]

ARE YOU SAYING THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY DEATH SUIT. OR BEING A DEATH MACHINE.

[sexwithstraw]

Yes. It is an insult to our earth mother and space father.

[dady_issus]

THE HELL IT IS

/starts brakeing what you have in your little grotto.

[sexwithstraw]

STOP THAT AT ONCE

[dady_issus]

NO, I WILL NOT STAND THE HATE AND PREJUDICE AGAINST US DEATH MACHINE'S STAND ANY LONGER.

[sexwithstraw]

YOU DISRESPECT OUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS WITH YOUR LACK OF NATURAL ATTIRE

[dady_issus]

YOU ARE A BIGGET AND I WILL NOT SLAND FOR YOUR HATE ANY LONGER.

/lights what she can on fire.

[sexwithstraw]

FOOL

YOUR KARMIC REPRISE IS COMING SWIFTLY

[leaps into a pool of water]