May 24, 2010 16:21
[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]
[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]
[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]
an aging bunch of fratboys,
oldsplice
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[throws pint of blood at you]
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[completely wasted]
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PUNCH
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so completely sloshed that it doesn't even register]
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/starts brakeing what you have in your little grotto.
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/lights what she can on fire.
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YOUR KARMIC REPRISE IS COMING SWIFTLY
[leaps into a pool of water]
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