May 24, 2010 16:21
[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]
[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]
[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]
an aging bunch of fratboys,
oldsplice
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[standoffish dance toward you]
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/trails off and stares at the dancing 8|
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Fascinating.
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YOU! SEA BEAST! SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE GREATER POWERS!
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*starts doing the macarena*
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*GENTLEEEE OnO SEXILY*
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[throws pint of blood at you]
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[completely wasted]
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[on the ass.]
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Stop that.
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[resumes]
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