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[sexwithstraw]

[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]

[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]

[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]

Comments

[not_harry_mason]

Watch where you're putting that alcohol, someone's going to trip over it.

[sexwithstraw]

YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE SATURNINE?

[standoffish dance toward you]

[not_harry_mason]

Me? No, I'm just here to pass on some advice...

/trails off and stares at the dancing 8|

[sexwithstraw]

We do not need advice here.

[not_harry_mason]

You obviously do, or else you wouldn't be leaving tripping hazards all over the place.

/STARTS MOVING THE ALCOHOL UP AGAINST THE WALL

[sexwithstraw]

[STARTS MOVING THEM BACK AS HE DOES]

[not_harry_mason]

...

/MOVES THEM FASTER

[sexwithstraw]

[ALSO PICKS UP THE PACE]

[not_harry_mason]

/puffs out chest and moves them several at a time, his manliness at stake!

[sexwithstraw]

[is turned on by this display]

[not_harry_mason]

/shirt rips from all the manliness B)

[sexwithstraw]

[still moving the alcohol back to the middle of the floor]

[whyevenask]

[PEERS THROUGH CREVICE IN ROCKS. COAT TAILS STICKING COMPLETELY STRAIGHT OUT IN AMAZEMENT]