May 24, 2010 16:21
[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]
[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]
[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]
an aging bunch of fratboys,
oldsplice
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Fascinating.
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YOU! SEA BEAST! SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE GREATER POWERS!
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Is this the sort of sacrifice where you kill me, or do I just have to do the dance?
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Will this do?
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It'll do.
[grabs piece of fin and throws it on the altar]
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Are we having shark fin soup?
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[boner]
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