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[sexwithstraw]

[BEGINS SETTING UP FOR A PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL]

[LIGHTING CANDLES, PLACING ALCOHOL ON THE FLOOR, HANGING DISTURBING STRAW FIGURES FROM THE CEILING]

[HE THEN BRANDISHES A BONGO AND PROCEEDS TO DRUM, CHANTING TO THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF FORNICATION]

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[yesmisteralex]

/watches from an inconspicuous pool of water.

Fascinating.

[sexwithstraw]

[approaches]

YOU! SEA BEAST! SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE GREATER POWERS!

[yesmisteralex]

I'd love to but there's nobody to cover my shift for tomorrow. Does Thursday work for you?

[sexwithstraw]

We need you now, virile creature of the depths.

[yesmisteralex]

Well, I suppose I have a little time.

Is this the sort of sacrifice where you kill me, or do I just have to do the dance?

[sexwithstraw]

BLOOD MUST BE SHED

[yesmisteralex]

/nicks his fin on his teeth.

Will this do?

[sexwithstraw]

.......................................

It'll do.

[grabs piece of fin and throws it on the altar]

[whyevenask]

[Embrace the mysterious Saturnine tenderly from behind]

Are we having shark fin soup?

[sexwithstraw]

That rough flesh is for the higher powers only!

[boner]

[whyevenask]

[GLEE]