I NEED AN EXPERT OVER HERE

[polarsoybeans]

/feels self all over the place
/those boobs
/that void in between my legs
/doesn’t panic

/just kidding, panics a bit

Okay…deep breaths…H-HOW DO WOMEN BREATH WITH THESE. THINGS? They’re a….health hazard….. /continues to touch

And. Uh. I may be a doctor but….this unexplained bleeding and these cramps are starting to /shivers/ …worry me. So I’m asking for

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[fightthefamily]

/offers you a pad

Its nothing to worry about, just make sure you change this.

[polarsoybeans]

Are you sure? How can I trust you?
YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME BLEED TO DEATH.
I CAN FEEL MYSELF WASTING AWAY.

AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ME THIS. GIANT...FUCKING BANDAID.
/puts it on
/whines

[fightthefamily]

Its called a menstrual cycle you moron, and while you're at it, go find some pain killers.

/frowny face

[polarsoybeans]

What? A...motorcycle?
Motorcycles don't make people bleed from a dark abyss unless you crash them.

I can't move...you get them for me. =____=;;;

[dady_issus]

the bleeding will stop in a few days... AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE BOY GERMS ANY MORE.

[polarsoybeans]

A FEW DAYS?
DAYS?!!

IN A FEW DAYS I'LL BE DEAD.

I think girl germs may be worse. ;o;

[dady_issus]

NO YOU WON'T YOU HAVE GIRL POWERS NOW THEY WILL SAVE YOU.

I will so trade with you

[polarsoybeans]

Girl...powers?

TELL ME OF THIS MAGIC.

Trade? Isn't that how you get STDs?

This post and the thread above are keeling me...

[anirishbloke]

/SHIELDS EYES

PUT THAT AWAY!

Re: This post and the thread above are keeling me...

[polarsoybeans]

FEMGEE, YOU LUSH-HAIRED BASTARD.

Do you know what's going on? @________________@;;;;

Re: This post and the thread above are keeling me...

[anirishbloke]

STOP LOOKIN' AT ME HAIR!

Wot, about ye...

/looks down

Put a plug in it? I dunno.

Re: This post and the thread above are keeling me...

[polarsoybeans]

/entranced by the hair

Wat.

I. Wait, a plug? Plugs are for Raptures pipes, not medical emergencies. :T

And that sounds painful. =____o

[objectivismlol]

Oh, for greenback's sake, are all of you complete morons?

[polarsoybeans]

You're the moron for not panicking!!
I can see it now...Andrea Ryan's reign crumbles under her frilly, blood-soiled panties!!
I WON'T SURVIVE THIS, AND NEITHER WILL YOU.

[objectivismlol]

It's Andrew Ryan. How exactly did you get your medical degree if you're not even remotely familiar with female anatomy, Grossman?

Are you a fraud?

[polarsoybeans]

CRACK IS WHACK, YO. IT FRAZZLES THE MIND.
I THINK I MIGHT'VE KNOWN WHAT A UTERUS WAS AT ONE POINT.

WHY ARE YOU SO CALM? /twitches

[deadtinwalking]

DOC, I'M EXPE...EXPERI...FEELIN' THE SAME THING.

I'm scared.

[polarsoybeans]

Femgee told me to find a plug...
Do you know what he's talking about? Not likely.

hold me please. just don't bleed on eveything. ;o;