I NEED AN EXPERT OVER HERE

[polarsoybeans]

/feels self all over the place
/those boobs
/that void in between my legs
/doesn’t panic

/just kidding, panics a bit

Okay…deep breaths…H-HOW DO WOMEN BREATH WITH THESE. THINGS? They’re a….health hazard….. /continues to touch

And. Uh. I may be a doctor but….this unexplained bleeding and these cramps are starting to /shivers/ …worry me. So I’m asking for help.
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/tears man-dress to make a woman skirt and a crotch-bandage