I NEED AN EXPERT OVER HERE

[polarsoybeans]

/feels self all over the place
/those boobs
/that void in between my legs
/doesn’t panic

/just kidding, panics a bit

Okay…deep breaths…H-HOW DO WOMEN BREATH WITH THESE. THINGS? They’re a….health hazard….. /continues to touch

And. Uh. I may be a doctor but….this unexplained bleeding and these cramps are starting to /shivers/ …worry me. So I’m asking for

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[objectivismlol]

Oh, for greenback's sake, are all of you complete morons?

[polarsoybeans]

You're the moron for not panicking!!
I can see it now...Andrea Ryan's reign crumbles under her frilly, blood-soiled panties!!
I WON'T SURVIVE THIS, AND NEITHER WILL YOU.

[objectivismlol]

It's Andrew Ryan. How exactly did you get your medical degree if you're not even remotely familiar with female anatomy, Grossman?

Are you a fraud?

[polarsoybeans]

CRACK IS WHACK, YO. IT FRAZZLES THE MIND.
I THINK I MIGHT'VE KNOWN WHAT A UTERUS WAS AT ONE POINT.

WHY ARE YOU SO CALM? /twitches

[objectivismlol]

Because I'm amazing.

[polarsoybeans]

Amazing enough to have crap all over your face. :T
/scrubs it clean

[objectivismlol]

IT'S NOT CRAP!

/shrieks

/runs off into the niiiight

[polarsoybeans]

EUUUGH I HAVE FACE CRAP ON MY GLOVES.
YOU DIRTY HOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!
GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN THESE!

what the hell just happened-

[objectivismlol]

/yells over shoulder

Noooooooooooooo!