I NEED AN EXPERT OVER HERE

[polarsoybeans]

/feels self all over the place
/those boobs
/that void in between my legs
/doesn’t panic

/just kidding, panics a bit

Okay…deep breaths…H-HOW DO WOMEN BREATH WITH THESE. THINGS? They’re a….health hazard….. /continues to touch

And. Uh. I may be a doctor but….this unexplained bleeding and these cramps are starting to /shivers/ …worry me. So I’m asking for

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[fightthefamily]

/offers you a pad

Its nothing to worry about, just make sure you change this.

[polarsoybeans]

Are you sure? How can I trust you?
YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME BLEED TO DEATH.
I CAN FEEL MYSELF WASTING AWAY.

AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ME THIS. GIANT...FUCKING BANDAID.
/puts it on
/whines

[fightthefamily]

Its called a menstrual cycle you moron, and while you're at it, go find some pain killers.

/frowny face

[polarsoybeans]

What? A...motorcycle?
Motorcycles don't make people bleed from a dark abyss unless you crash them.

I can't move...you get them for me. =____=;;;

[fightthefamily]

And you call yourself a doctor.

/gets pills and puts them ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM

[polarsoybeans]

/reaches out to them all pathetic-like, writhing on the floor

YOU CHIN-COCO'D-DICK-CHOMPER.
DON'T MAKE ME BLEED ON YOU.

/holds self in paiiiiiiin
;c;

What do I have to do for you to get me those damn pills?

[fightthefamily]

Well stop calling me names for one.

I don't know doc, its just kinda entertaining to be a jerk to you.

[polarsoybeans]

I don't normally submit to begging but I can see from my current, bleak cicumstances thatblahblahlahblahjdska-

PLEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/WHINES LIKE YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING BELIEVE

[fightthefamily]

Oh will you shut up.

I would kick the pills over to you but Marsh already took care of them.

[polarsoybeans]

/is too unconsciouswithashirthangingwideopenandatinyskirtslippingup to hear you

[dady_issus]

/me gives pain killers.
... ellie is nicer when she doent have the boy germs dont worry when its all back to normal I'm sure she'll feel sorry.

[polarsoybeans]

/FUCKING CHUGS THEM ALL

/passes out in your arms
............................./this feels familiar

[dady_issus]

... why does this keep happening.

[polarsoybeans]

/Lays there all vulnerable and stuff

(date rape? oao NO PLEASE NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THISSSS-)

[dady_issus]

>.>

/ holds zomibe nurse hand.

[polarsoybeans]

/shirt button pops