I HAVE SHAMED MESELF GRIEVOUSLY

[anirishbloke]

/is standing on a ledge, somewhere, as you do
/gazes pitifully at his RAINBOW LAD MASK

/DRAMATIC VOICEOVER:

I don' reckon there be any way to right... all these wrongs. All this sin on me own hands. I mean, what would the Lord 'ave t'say about me abortion? Or snoggin' the pants off Detective Stango. Mayhap I should just.../STEELY, WOUNDED GAZE

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[yesmisteralex]

You're right. There's really no point, is there? I tried jumping into the trench yesterday, myself. It didn't work very well.

[anirishbloke]

But ye don't even got legs. No offence.

[yesmisteralex]

I know. That's probably why it didn't work.

Maybe I can find a floating mine to bite down on. Shall I find one for you as well?

[anirishbloke]

Well, s'pose it wouldn't hurt...

[fuckingshrugged]

N-now then, lad, there's no need for that! W...we've all done things we're ashamed of, and...ah, the Lord is forgivin', no?

At least I hope so.
/Picks feathers out of his hair

LOL THIS ICON

[anirishbloke]

BUT I'VE SHAMED MESELF SO MUCH! I don't know what to be doin' now, sir.

/sob

[fuckingshrugged]

Best just to...pick yerself up and move on.

An' don't take anymore suspicious beverages from doctors. I always knew they couldn't be trusted.

[anirishbloke]

I CAN'T!

I be always knowin', deep down...

What the devil! But ye did too. A fine feckin' piece of advice.

[wildmustango]

DON'T BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, KID.

[anirishbloke]

NO ONE ASKED FER YER FECKIN' OPINION, YE BALL O' SHITE!

/PUNCHES

[wildmustango]

NOW DON'T YOU DO NOTHIN' SILLY, Y--

OW

MY NOSE

[anirishbloke]

IT BE SORELY HARD T' MISS. YE AN' THAT GREAT BIG FECKIN' TURNIP CAN FECK RIGHT OFF.

/SPITS BLOOD

[mepoormoira]

Listen McGee... Yer in Rapture now, half o' us came down 'ere to get away from the 'almighty lord'. If yer wanted an abortion, yer got an abortion. I've had a' date with a coathanger.

[anirishbloke]

YE CANNA GET AWAY ALL YE LIKE MOIRA BUT THE LORD ALWAYS BE KNOWIN'.

[1st_protagonist]

I don't know what we're grieving today... but if you want, you and and everybody else up there can come to my loom place and we can all watch 'The Notebook' and eat icecream with shovels~ C:

...*honest-to-god pity face*

[anirishbloke]

I-ice cream? That don't sound too bad...

[1st_protagonist]

Awwww yeaaahhh

You know it. B]

And you can lick it off-

How do I reply to this caringly.

Yeah, whatever flavor you want. C:>

[anirishbloke]

/squints suspiciously at all that struck-out text

Summat without seaweed in it, lad.