I HAVE SHAMED MESELF GRIEVOUSLY

[anirishbloke]

/is standing on a ledge, somewhere, as you do
/gazes pitifully at his RAINBOW LAD MASK

/DRAMATIC VOICEOVER:

I don' reckon there be any way to right... all these wrongs. All this sin on me own hands. I mean, what would the Lord 'ave t'say about me abortion? Or snoggin' the pants off Detective Stango. Mayhap I should just.../STEELY, WOUNDED GAZE

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[fuckingshrugged]

N-now then, lad, there's no need for that! W...we've all done things we're ashamed of, and...ah, the Lord is forgivin', no?

At least I hope so.
/Picks feathers out of his hair

LOL THIS ICON

[anirishbloke]

BUT I'VE SHAMED MESELF SO MUCH! I don't know what to be doin' now, sir.

/sob

[fuckingshrugged]

Best just to...pick yerself up and move on.

An' don't take anymore suspicious beverages from doctors. I always knew they couldn't be trusted.

[anirishbloke]

I CAN'T!

I be always knowin', deep down...

What the devil! But ye did too. A fine feckin' piece of advice.

[fuckingshrugged]

What do you be knowin, lad?

...I thought it would be all right if it was drinks instead o' medicines, but...well, I was wrong. T'be frank, I don't remember much of it. That's a mercy.

/Comforting hand on shoulder?

[anirishbloke]

O' the wrong-doings! Jaysus Christ, ye been listenin' to me or not?

Oh, ye don't remember, do ye?

/SMACKS HAND AWAY!

YE WERE DANCIN' ROUND LIKE A FECKIN' LOON, WEARING A LITTLE GIRL'S FROCK!

[fuckingshrugged]

You mean that ye've been inclined to colorful masks and snoggin' all along?
Nothin' wrong with a little snoggin', lad. Especially if emotions be runnin' high.

...

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

[anirishbloke]

Bu- we- there were this one time... or two- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

So that ye may share me pain.

[fuckingshrugged]

Believe me, I know all about it. Me jaw gets very tired after riotin'.

OH GOD, IT'S ALL COMIN' BACK T'ME

/STEPS UP TO THE LEDGE

I'LL JOIN YE IN DEATH, MCGEE.

[anirishbloke]

W-WAIT, MR. ATLAS, YE CAN'T BE DOIN' THAT!

/TACKLES

OHSHI-

/KNOCKS THEM BOTH OFF THE LEDGE
/AND INTO A PILE OF... SEAWEED?

[fuckingshrugged]

Wonder if I could be makin' a nest o' th--OH GOD, NO, I'M NOT A BIRD. GOT TO PULL IT TOGETHER.

I can't help but notice we're not dead, McGee.

[anirishbloke]

/peels seaweed from his face

So it be, so it be... Must've not picked a very high ledge.

[fuckingshrugged]

Ye should be shamed thankful.

[anirishbloke]

... wot was that?

[fuckingshrugged]

I said ye should be grateful.

/Quietly fashions a noose from seaweed

[anirishbloke]

/takes noose and ties it into a bow