I HAVE SHAMED MESELF GRIEVOUSLY

[anirishbloke]

/is standing on a ledge, somewhere, as you do
/gazes pitifully at his RAINBOW LAD MASK

/DRAMATIC VOICEOVER:

I don' reckon there be any way to right... all these wrongs. All this sin on me own hands. I mean, what would the Lord 'ave t'say about me abortion? Or snoggin' the pants off Detective Stango. Mayhap I should just.../STEELY, WOUNDED GAZE

Comments

[wildmustango]

DON'T BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, KID.

[anirishbloke]

NO ONE ASKED FER YER FECKIN' OPINION, YE BALL O' SHITE!

/PUNCHES

[wildmustango]

NOW DON'T YOU DO NOTHIN' SILLY, Y--

OW

MY NOSE

[anirishbloke]

IT BE SORELY HARD T' MISS. YE AN' THAT GREAT BIG FECKIN' TURNIP CAN FECK RIGHT OFF.

/SPITS BLOOD

[wildmustango]

TURNIP?

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

/UPPERCUTS

[anirishbloke]

KA-POW!

/LOSES BALANCE AND FALLS NEXT TO... A BOX OF EGGS!

/THROWS THEM

[wildmustango]

/SPLAT

...Really?

/Wipes egg from his face

[anirishbloke]

It were sort o' a spur o' the moment thing, y'see...

[wildmustango]

Waste of perfectly good eggs.

/Makes an omelette

[anirishbloke]

/KICKS PAN

YER A PERFECTLY GOOD WASTE O' OXYGEN!

[wildmustango]

/WHACKS WITH PAN

BACK OFF, I'M TRYIN' TO MAKE BREAKFAST

[anirishbloke]

HOW COULD YE FECKIN' EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

[wildmustango]

I WAS HOPING THE SMELL OF BREAKFAST MIGHT LURE YOU OFF THE LEDGE, SINCE YOU ASKED.

[anirishbloke]

YE COULD'VE JUST FECKIN' SAID SUMMAT, 'STEAD OF RUNNIN' IN HERE HOLLERIN' ARSEWAYS!

/glances at his nose

It ain't really a turnip... just so ye know.

[wildmustango]

BUT HOLLERING IS HOW I SAY THINGS!

/Prods nose, winces

It's gonna be one, if you don't quit punching it.

[anirishbloke]

Ye was especially daft today though.

'M afraid I won't stop givin' ye a clatter till ye stop bein' such an ornery shite.