/is standing on a ledge, somewhere, as you do
/gazes pitifully at his RAINBOW LAD MASK
/DRAMATIC VOICEOVER:
I don' reckon there be any way to right... all these wrongs. All this sin on me own hands. I mean, what would the Lord 'ave t'say about me abortion? Or snoggin' the pants off Detective Stango. Mayhap I should just.../STEELY, WOUNDED GAZE
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/PUNCHES
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OW
MY NOSE
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/SPITS BLOOD
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I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
/UPPERCUTS
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/LOSES BALANCE AND FALLS NEXT TO... A BOX OF EGGS!
/THROWS THEM
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...Really?
/Wipes egg from his face
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/Makes an omelette
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YER A PERFECTLY GOOD WASTE O' OXYGEN!
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BACK OFF, I'M TRYIN' TO MAKE BREAKFAST
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/glances at his nose
It ain't really a turnip... just so ye know.
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/Prods nose, winces
It's gonna be one, if you don't quit punching it.
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'M afraid I won't stop givin' ye a clatter till ye stop bein' such an ornery shite.
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