I HAVE SHAMED MESELF GRIEVOUSLY

[anirishbloke]

/is standing on a ledge, somewhere, as you do
/gazes pitifully at his RAINBOW LAD MASK

/DRAMATIC VOICEOVER:

I don' reckon there be any way to right... all these wrongs. All this sin on me own hands. I mean, what would the Lord 'ave t'say about me abortion? Or snoggin' the pants off Detective Stango. Mayhap I should just.../STEELY, WOUNDED GAZE

Comments

[geneginjingle]

Even though I am in no way directly or indirectly responsible for your situation I feel that I should extend my hand to your suffering and offer you a free sample of the stuff that actually work one of my many miraculous medications.

[anirishbloke]

Bollocks! Ye expect me to trust ye NOW?

[geneginjingle]

Trust or not, it's not like your situation can get even worse, now is it?

[anirishbloke]

It might. But if it do, I'll be dealin' with it like a man.

[bigbaldbronco]

If it'll make ya feel better, you can come over here and gimme your lips again.

/alluring eyebrow raise

[anirishbloke]

... Oh Lord, why ye be doin' this to me?

[bigbaldbronco]

/more eyebrow raising

Because I enjoy it as much as you do. Even if you are Irish and on Atlas' side.

[anirishbloke]

I don't be enjoyin' it, ye sick pervert.