I HAVE SHAMED MESELF GRIEVOUSLY

[anirishbloke]

/is standing on a ledge, somewhere, as you do
/gazes pitifully at his RAINBOW LAD MASK

/DRAMATIC VOICEOVER:

I don' reckon there be any way to right... all these wrongs. All this sin on me own hands. I mean, what would the Lord 'ave t'say about me abortion? Or snoggin' the pants off Detective Stango. Mayhap I should just.../STEELY, WOUNDED GAZE

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[geneginjingle]

Even though I am in no way directly or indirectly responsible for your situation I feel that I should extend my hand to your suffering and offer you a free sample of the stuff that actually work one of my many miraculous medications.



No need to thank me, but do feel free to recommend me to everyone you know.

[anirishbloke]

Bollocks! Ye expect me to trust ye NOW?

[geneginjingle]

Trust or not, it's not like your situation can get even worse, now is it?

[anirishbloke]

It might. But if it do, I'll be dealin' with it like a man.

[geneginjingle]

Of course, of course. But you see, you would still be dealing with it like a man if you...
/pushes pills closer to McGee
...dealt with it like a happy man.

[anirishbloke]

/SMACKS BOTTLE TO THE FLOOR

I SAY NAY!

[geneginjingle]

/sighs

You know this "inner happiness" that supposedly comes with generosity? I'm not feeling it. Well, at least I still have these...

/picks up bottle and pockets it

Good day, sir. And good luck.

/walks away