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betterthancohen in circusofwhores

Gossip Time With Culpepper

Mar 31, 2010 15:28

I saw a shiny dome harassing some hookers this morning...

I thought Fontaine was DEAD. I thought Fontaine was a PENIS.

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mepoormoira March 31 2010, 22:54:13 UTC

...F-Fontaine's alive?! T-There's still some hope left in this city?! [/REJOICES]

betterthancohen March 31 2010, 23:07:40 UTC

Well, you must know that there are probably other hairless failures in this city.

urfuckingfired March 31 2010, 23:30:35 UTC

Excuse me?

betterthancohen March 31 2010, 23:31:23 UTC

[points]

Like that one.

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mmhsocommongood April 1 2010, 00:00:45 UTC

Now you might want ta pipe down here, 'cause my business with those dolls ain't none of yours.

And just for the record, I ain't no penis and I sure as hell ain't dead, though I see how ya might've missed that, what with wearing goddamn sunglasses under water an' all.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:04:19 UTC

The curve of your head looks quite like a dead penis, actually, which is why I was so surprised.

[adjusts kewl shades]

Wot? Oh, these old things. Well, there is a terrible lot of glare off of that dome of yours.

mmhsocommongood April 1 2010, 00:20:49 UTC

Lady, my penis may be a lot of things, but it ain't dead. I'd give ya my word, but I reckon' a smart dame such as yourself would like ta verify things personally.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:27:46 UTC

... I'll just continue to assume it DOA.

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dat_free_will April 1 2010, 00:41:55 UTC

*looks up at his helmet*

...

*tries to scuff it up a little*

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:42:50 UTC

[narrows eyes]

dat_free_will April 1 2010, 00:48:05 UTC

Bawoo. Bawoo!
*waves his hands in front of him*

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:58:27 UTC

You're not such an innocent Big Daddy after all, ARE YOU?

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greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 00:44:27 UTC

Honestly, you get used to it..

( ... )

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 01:00:07 UTC

The one in maroon looks suspiciously like you.

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 01:01:38 UTC

What are you even talkin' about?! It's obviously Fontaine.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 01:07:43 UTC

Really? You're so in love with Frank Fontaine you imagined your own face looks like his?

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1st_protagonist April 1 2010, 01:05:44 UTC

I've thought people are dead and alive and penises all my life. It's easier just to let it go and LET THE LOVE COME TO YOU.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 01:07:13 UTC

You smell like vodka, boy.

1st_protagonist April 1 2010, 01:22:12 UTC

I'm Russian, they were having an Irish party... did you really expect me to drink Guinness?

All the same. Life and death have never burdened a city less. e_e

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 01:24:35 UTC

But seriously it smells like you swam through it.

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