Comments | circusofwhores: Gossip Time With Culpepper

betterthancohen in circusofwhores

Mar 31, 2010 15:28

I saw a shiny dome harassing some hookers this morning...

I thought Fontaine was DEAD. I thought Fontaine was a PENIS.

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greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 00:44:27 UTC

Honestly, you get used to it..

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betterthancohen April 1 2010, 01:00:07 UTC

The one in maroon looks suspiciously like you.

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 01:01:38 UTC

What are you even talkin' about?! It's obviously Fontaine.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 01:07:43 UTC

Really? You're so in love with Frank Fontaine you imagined your own face looks like his?

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 01:09:49 UTC

Well of course not! Frank Fontaine's just tryin' to kill me is all.

What?! WHO SAID THAT. NOT ME. NEVER ME.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 02:20:19 UTC

... and you're sure you don't WANT him to kill you, to get close to you, to make you feel something again in this cruel world?

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 02:31:52 UTC

Uh, why would I be wantin' him to kill me if I hid from him all the time?

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 02:34:03 UTC

The heart works in mysterious ways.

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 02:34:54 UTC

So what you're sayin' you're insultin' Cohen 'cause you wanna get in his pants?

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 02:35:22 UTC

... no.

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 02:37:44 UTC

Are you SURE about that?!

LOOK INTO MY EYES, TELL ME THE TRUTH.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 02:45:00 UTC

[panics and pokes him in the eye]

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 02:58:39 UTC

I know your trueee feeelliiinnggss.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 03:10:56 UTC

[scowls and pokes his other eye]

greatchainmyass April 1 2010, 03:13:08 UTC

Look into my eyes, you know it to be true.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 04:40:41 UTC

[pokes both of his eyes at the same time]

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