Gossip Time With Culpepper

[betterthancohen]

I saw a shiny dome harassing some hookers this morning...

I thought Fontaine was DEAD. I thought Fontaine was a PENIS.

Comments

[mmhsocommongood]

Now you might want ta pipe down here, 'cause my business with those dolls ain't none of yours.

And just for the record, I ain't no penis and I sure as hell ain't dead, though I see how ya might've missed that, what with wearing goddamn sunglasses under water an' all.

[betterthancohen]

The curve of your head looks quite like a dead penis, actually, which is why I was so surprised.

[adjusts kewl shades]

Wot? Oh, these old things. Well, there is a terrible lot of glare off of that dome of yours.

[mmhsocommongood]

Lady, my penis may be a lot of things, but it ain't dead. I'd give ya my word, but I reckon' a smart dame such as yourself would like ta verify things personally.

[betterthancohen]

... I'll just continue to assume it DOA.

[mmhsocommongood]

Suit yourself.

[betterthancohen]

[glare]

[mmhsocommongood]

What's eating you?

[betterthancohen]

Nothing.

[wadeykins]

/slips in

Obviously.

/scurries back out

[betterthancohen]

The hell?

[wadeykins]

See, now it's not funny if I have to explain it.

[betterthancohen]

No, I mean, who the hell invited you?

[wadeykins]

Jesus, duh.

[betterthancohen]

I heard Jesus needs you right now so you better skip along.