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betterthancohen in circusofwhores

Gossip Time With Culpepper

Mar 31, 2010 15:28

I saw a shiny dome harassing some hookers this morning...

I thought Fontaine was DEAD. I thought Fontaine was a PENIS.

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mepoormoira March 31 2010, 22:54:13 UTC

...F-Fontaine's alive?! T-There's still some hope left in this city?! [/REJOICES]

betterthancohen March 31 2010, 23:07:40 UTC

Well, you must know that there are probably other hairless failures in this city.

urfuckingfired March 31 2010, 23:30:35 UTC

Excuse me?

betterthancohen March 31 2010, 23:31:23 UTC

[points]

Like that one.

urfuckingfired April 1 2010, 00:22:16 UTC

You're just jealous, cavewoman. You need wax treatment to look even remotely presentable, whereas I need none.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:28:19 UTC

You look like an aborted fetus. Who would want to climb in a tank with a newborn?

urfuckingfired April 1 2010, 00:30:50 UTC

Come now, there is no need to get angry! I am merely stating the truth.

And I do
not look like a fetus. I am an
Adonis. Your primitive eyes just cannot see it.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:35:12 UTC

Angry? Of course not, darling. Two people can have a simple conversation and tell the truth, can't they?

You promote paedophilia.

urfuckingfired April 1 2010, 00:48:57 UTC

You promote bestiality with all that
hair you're carrying around.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 00:57:17 UTC

Stop trying to make bestiality, Alexander, it's not going to happen.

urfuckingfired April 1 2010, 09:51:37 UTC

Goodness no! I would never be able to find your vagina in that jungle.

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 11:02:59 UTC

Who the devil was asking you to, you little toad?

urfuckingfired April 1 2010, 12:05:47 UTC

The look on your face may say no, but your hairy axe wound is screaming, "take me
now!"

betterthancohen April 1 2010, 20:49:47 UTC

But I just had my axe wound shaved, doctor's orders.

( ... )

urfuckingfired April 2 2010, 10:22:49 UTC

Oh.

Can I lick it clean, then?
I like my steaks bloody.

betterthancohen April 2 2010, 19:05:12 UTC

... and why ever would I let you do that?

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