" I once had a nasty encounter with power when I was in elementary school. I had just begun the fifth grade, which was the highest level you can go before being forced to move on to middle school. But at the moment, I was the big man on campus. I had earned this territory by biding my time. The incident I remember happened during recess ( Read more... )

When I was just a little kid ( Read more... )

Be more aggressive while having sex.

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just drunk again, don't mind the texting.

When I was a child, heard the growing thunder ( Read more... )

Make my way to the supermarket in search for sustenance ( Read more... )

An assortment of change: sixteen pennies, five dimes, two nickels, and a quarter. More in jars and various vital areas around the apartment ( Read more... )

first few strides are always the most taxing ( Read more... )

Lately at parties I've been trying to convince random people that I'm Allen Ginsberg; mostly those who are at a loss when they try to remember my name. I'm going through that phase again where I've been reading his poetry and listening him recite "America" and "Howl" over and over again. Unfortunately, I do not possess the same lingiustical ( Read more... )