I've been drinking heavily a lot for the past couple of weeks. It's almost like I've just picked up where I left off a few years ago. The otherday, someone said I looked comatose at work. All this alcohol is probably pickling my brain. I wonder if pickled things last forever or if they're just rotting slower?

The ringing of my doorbell woke me up from a deep sleep. Various faces began swimming through my brain for a moment. Who the hell would dare wake my ass up on a day off at the crack of noon? I groggily maneuvered the door open. There stood a massive black man, my meat manager, Preston Freeman. Apparently, one of the meat cutters woke up to sharp ( Read more... )

My internet has been temporarily disable due to the massive amounts of downloading I've been doing recently. Supposedly, Cox is going to start monitoring our on-line activities randomly. Fucking Sopranos. My compulsive nature really fucked me this time.

Yesterday, I was cutting pork chops on the meat saw for two hours straight. When I got down to the very last one, I sliced off two of my knuckles. There wasn't any pain; all I felt was the cold blade go through the flesh of my hand. Not really inspecting just how bad the crime scene was, I thought it was no big deal at first; that maybe I could ( Read more... )

fuck steven suen

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I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

....but I'm the only one lucky enough to be stood up by a whole group of people. Chris, this is turning out to be quite a month. Heck, it's turning out to be quite a life.

The scale at Publix weighed me at 181 pounds, although it toyed with me at first as it lingered in the 170s. Fucking contraption. Anyway, I have officially lost forty pounds. I cannot remember the last time I was so thin ( Read more... )

Yes I'm lonely wanna die ( Read more... )

About three miles into my nightly jog yesterday when I was overwhelmed by all these fireworks being set off near Shands Hospital, which got me thinking. Do we set celebrate the Forth of July the night before or do we celebrate the night of? And isn’t just awful for those certain few people in the hospital, who’s room windows are not facing the ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I was in the freezer at work for a good twenty minutes. According to the theomometer on the door, it was five degrees below in there. Now all of my fingertips are a dark purple and I've lost all sensation in them. Fuck.