I think I just woke up from a week long hangover. Remind me to never let Daniel drag me across the world for a gig and convince me that beer is good ever again. (Probably won't work. I've said that at least 4 times before and I continue to fall sucker to his smoothness ( Read more... )

I can't sleep because I think I broke my ass and it hurts to roll over. On the bright side, though, I will never complain that my life is boring ever again ( Read more... )

Two fat sausages sat in a pan. One of them went, "pop!" The other one went... "Holy crap! Joannou's back ( Read more... )

I think I just saw a flying pig.