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[choru]

Big bro? Can you hear me? What iiiiiis this place!?

Japan, I-I'm going to write a haiku about this and show it to America! I'm calling it "Me and Japan: He Kidnapped Me!":
I woke up at dawn,
A strange place all around me --
This is all your fault!

You know what else? Haikus came from Korea!

Comments

FFF I love Korea XD

[snark_pants]

[He kind of stares at the Dreamberry for a moment, processing what he just heard.]

What the...?

'Since when did haikus came from Korea?'

Korea loves you, too, rest assured. ;D

[choru]

Did Japan capture you as well? America will only make him give compensation for me.

:3c

[snark_pants]

Sir, you're going to have to slow down and start from the beginning.

'Because I have no idea what you just said. My level of comprehension must be failing me.'

And he demands your chest as proper homage. :|

[choru]

I already said it -- Japan kidnapped me and brought me to this strange place! Listen to me. This isn't the first time Japan has done something cold to me like this! When I told him that we should build a tunnel to connect us, he told me we didn't need something like that!

PLACEHOLDER - ...Damn it hiatus, I'm on hiatusssss ;w;

[codenamehero]

*Wait a minute. He feels like he knows this guy. Urm, one of the Asian countries - that small ... landmass.

Can't remember his name though!*

Hey, er - you there! Who are you again?

UM. IF YOU MEANT TO DELETE AND RECOMMENT, LET ME KNOW?? (>o>)

[choru]

K-Korea! I'm Korea!

...Hey, you're going to, err, help me, right? Japan's trying to make me his again!

PFFF It's okay. I'll continue this one. \o/

[codenamehero]

Oh yeah! It was Korea - right, right! Just checking! *DDDDDDD ... But what. What are you saying now. :/*

Er, no. Remember? He's too weak to try to take over Asia again! And my guys are there to make sure he doesn't try anything funny.

And you're not at Japan's, you're in Somarium!

OKAY. LET'S GO, GO, GO!!

[choru]

Y-Yeah...

[ WELL HE KNOWS JAPAN'S NINJAS CITIZENS ARE IN ON THIS BUT SINCE EVEN AMERICA IS SAYING IT-- ]

You mean Japan really didn't kidnap me?

BAAAAW. WHY YOU NO RUV ME, HYUNG? ME RUV YOU (W)RONG TIME!

[choru]

No way! If it's big bro's poetry, I wrote something that sounds like that over three hundred years ago!

TRAUMATIZED BY MY SPARKLES, I'M SURE.

[choru]

It's because I invented education. You know what else comes from me? Hyundai! It's the best car in the world!

Hey, you know me! Then you already know all about Hyundai!

[hauntedrequiem]

[Oh good Gaia, what in the world is this?]

You weren't kidnapped by anyone.

THIS... IS... SEOOOUUUUL!!!

[choru]

It has to be Japan! How else would I end up here?

[hauntedrequiem]

Like everyone else.

[choru]

Japan kidnapped everybody else here as well!?

[gesangvoll]

And what, might I ask, do you expect America to do?

[choru]

He's going to bully Japan for me just like he did a long time ago!

[gesangvoll]

I do doubt that Japan is present here in Somarium. I certainly have never encountered anyone by that name. [Not that... he'd know if he did meet Japan, since he doesn't know much about Asia.]

[choru]

Somarium? What's that? Japan has to be here!