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Jan 19, 2010 22:06

Big bro? Can you hear me? What iiiiiis this place!?

Japan, I-I'm going to write a haiku about this and show it to America! I'm calling it "Me and Japan: He Kidnapped Me!":
I woke up at dawn,
A strange place all around me --
This is all your fault!

You know what else? Haikus came from Korea!

awkward tiemz get, where is my famiri?, hello hello there, america is here oh shiatsu, !ic, haiku time with korea, kidnapped not by robert louis stevenson, taking things already, *audio, it's korea bitches, oh you mean that hyundai guy

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FFF I love Korea XD snark_pants January 20 2010, 08:22:20 UTC

[He kind of stares at the Dreamberry for a moment, processing what he just heard.]

What the...?

'Since when did haikus came from Korea?'

Korea loves you, too, rest assured. ;D choru January 20 2010, 08:49:57 UTC

Did Japan capture you as well? America will only make him give compensation for me.

:3c snark_pants January 22 2010, 15:42:12 UTC

Sir, you're going to have to slow down and start from the beginning.

'Because I have no idea what you just said. My level of comprehension must be failing me.'

And he demands your chest as proper homage. :| choru January 22 2010, 22:07:03 UTC

I already said it -- Japan kidnapped me and brought me to this strange place! Listen to me. This isn't the first time Japan has done something cold to me like this! When I told him that we should build a tunnel to connect us, he told me we didn't need something like that!

I need an adult! Who isn't Korea. B|a snark_pants January 24 2010, 16:03:43 UTC

Let me get this straight: You're claiming my country kidnapped you and brought you here, sir?

Korea is such an adult, how dare you say such a thing. >B| choru January 24 2010, 23:13:53 UTC

If you're one of Japan's citizens...

You mean you're in on this!?

B| snark_pants January 26 2010, 16:07:40 UTC

No, I'm not an accomplice. I'm stuck here like you, sir.

/sad panda choru January 26 2010, 19:49:55 UTC

[ Only now does he catch onto that "sir" ]

Hey, don't call me that! I'm not an old man like big bro!

B| forver snark_pants January 27 2010, 01:08:14 UTC

Then what would you prefer?

'Big bro? Home skillet? G-Dog?'

FORVER. 8'D choru January 28 2010, 05:22:12 UTC

[ He can't read minds but those would all work. And, coincidentally, he'd ask for the first anyway: ]

I'm big bro's big bro so from now on, call me big bro!

snark_pants January 31 2010, 18:14:06 UTC

[Looks like he said those out loud. Dammit.]

Are you sure you want me to call you that? I rather have your name, if you don't mind.

choru February 4 2010, 06:10:09 UTC

I'm the big bro so you have to call me that! Big Bro Korea is too long to say!

snark_pants February 5 2010, 17:10:57 UTC

[Oh Korea. You're sounding crazier the more Kyon tries to make sense of you.]

Hold on a second. Korea? You think you're a country?

'It's official. Now I've seen everything!'

choru February 6 2010, 06:58:40 UTC

That's me! Korea!!

Kyon hasn't met the other nations. Korea will be the first one~ snark_pants February 6 2010, 08:54:38 UTC

'This is just getting ridiculous.'

I'm sorry. It's just that I'm finding this really hard to believe.

KOREA IS THE WORST TO HAVE AS THE FIRST, I HOPE YOU'RE PREPARED. choru February 6 2010, 09:01:32 UTC

Ehh? How come?

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