Hey. Sorry I missed your call. You know what to do.

[BEEEEEEEEEP]

((ooc: Please indicate if your message is IC or OOC :3))

( Contents and Key )

( If you don't watch out, you'll fall on your ass )

[The video opens to a rather grumpy looking Kyon (as usual). He just got back from carrying a sleep coma'd Haruhi back to her room and tucking her in Don't read too much into that, please. The other reason for his somewhat sour mood was that he found out that he needed to pay for items now. It was a good thing he had enough to pay for the groceries ( Read more... )

Warnings: Canon crackiness. Bad rapping. Very bad rapping.

Dream Effects: [Optional] Just the feeling of being silly and embarrassed as the dream goes on.

The dream opens to what looks like a music room that could be in a regular old high school. The members of the SOS Brigade are crowding around a keyboard, paying close attention to a certain ( Read more... )

[The video feed opens to a certain deadpanned snarker who's soaked to the bone. Good thing the weather was forgiving and his clothes will be dry in no time. It can be assumed that somehow, he ended up at the fountain if Kyon spiting water out of his mouth was any indication.]

If this is an elaborate April Fool's joke, I fail to see the humor from

Hey, sorry to bother you all with this, but do birthdays work the same way here as they do in the "real world"?

'Because if they do, I already turned seventeen and I didn't even know it. *sigh*'

[Someone's grateful he's a guy again.]

'And I thought turning into a girl would be the highlight of my week. This is just wonderful.'

Haruhi, Nagato, you have to tell me where you two are. We got separated into different rooms apparently.

[Siiiigggggghhhsss.]

Just... don't do anything reckless.

[Residents of Enveria Apartments, Somarium, you are now being greeted with a very loud scream coming from Apartment 707.

The viewer can see Kyon but will notice he looks a bit smaller (His pajamas are all askew), his hair is longer, and his voice is a bit more high-pitched.

Why? Because Kyon used the gender-switch card in his sleep.

Enjoy~]WHA ( Read more... )

((ooc: Backdated. This is when Kyon wakes up from his sleep coma.))

Warnings: Just crack and silliness.

Dream Effect: [Optional] You will feel Kyon's increasing irritation and frustration as the dream goes on.

( The One With the Headbanger )