Dream 5 [DIDN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO FILTER THIS CRAP]

[snark_pants]

Warnings: Canon crackiness. Bad rapping. Very bad rapping.

Dream Effects: [Optional] Just the feeling of being silly and embarrassed as the dream goes on.

The dream opens to what looks like a music room that could be in a regular old high school. The members of the SOS Brigade are crowding around a keyboard, paying close attention to a certain

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[xwargoddess]

I have to agree with the 'totally worthless' sentiment.

[snark_pants]

[Attempts to flatten the bedhead before replying.]

Well, she wanted to hear some rap. We just gave her what she asked for. Who knew me and Koizumi would be so bad at it?

'Never mind if it wasn't exactly what the dear old chief wanted.'

[xwargoddess]

Yeah, but do you always do what she wants?

Although she did kind of deserve it.

[snark_pants]

[Uh, he kinda has to or the world will implode. XD]

Let's just say it's just easier to go along for the ride than to argue with her.

'Heh. Oh, she sure did. That was probably the one thing that made the rapping venture worthwhile.'

[slantedcross]

I did wonder what your nightmares were like.

[snark_pants]

[You ain't seen nothing yet, Youji. 8|]

And a good morning to you too, Youji-san.

[Yaaaawwwwns and running a hand through his hair.]

[slantedcross]

After a night like that, you'll need a good morning. Can't say no to a pretty girl, can you?

1/3

[snark_pants]

Thanks, I guess...

[queensacrificed]

[That was... that was very interesting. She's now very confused.]

Rap artist?

[snark_pants]

'Great. Just wonderful.'

It's just someone who raps for a living, miss. And "rap" is... well, something like in my dream but with a better sense of rhythm.

"And lyrics. Don't forget the lyrics.'

[queensacrificed]

Oh, so... it's like speaking... with a rhythm? Is rap common in the world you came from?

[Oh wait, she should introduce herself.] Ah, I'm sorry! My name is Sakura.

[snark_pants]

Yeah, something like that.

Nice to meet you, Sakura-san. Did... you just arrive recently?

[gangstaspeak]

[His expression, it is pained]

Yo, man. You definitely ain't cut out for rappin', a'ight?

[snark_pants]

I think the dream pretty much told everybody that I shouldn't do that again. Ever.

[gangstaspeak]

Not jus' you, man. If ya get home, tell that other guy to lay off it, too.

[snark_pants]

'Well, that's one thing to look forward to when I get out of this place.'

It'll be the first thing on my to-do list.

[knifenut]

[Just... slow and very sarcastic clapping from this side.]

[snark_pants]

[Have some sarcasm back, Mai.]

Thank you, thank you. You're too kind. Really. It was nothing.

[knifenut]

Should I expect an encore?

[snark_pants]

Only if you have a death wish, miss. Trust me, there won't be a repeat performance.