Dream 5 [DIDN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO FILTER THIS CRAP]

[snark_pants]

Warnings: Canon crackiness. Bad rapping. Very bad rapping.

Dream Effects: [Optional] Just the feeling of being silly and embarrassed as the dream goes on.

The dream opens to what looks like a music room that could be in a regular old high school. The members of the SOS Brigade are crowding around a keyboard, paying close attention to a certain

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[slantedcross]

I did wonder what your nightmares were like.

[snark_pants]

[You ain't seen nothing yet, Youji. 8|]

And a good morning to you too, Youji-san.

[Yaaaawwwwns and running a hand through his hair.]

[slantedcross]

After a night like that, you'll need a good morning. Can't say no to a pretty girl, can you?

1/3

[snark_pants]

Thanks, I guess...

[snark_pants]

[jahfkajk Okay, he's never even looked at it that way before.]

'Okay, sure Haruhi's easy on the eyes. But she's not exactly on her way to win a Nobel Peace Prize either.'

[Hrrm, hrm. Clearing his throat.]

[snark_pants]

It's more like "Can't say no to a girl who has a pretty mean dropkick.".

'I'd still like to have the ability to produce offspring, thank you very much.'

[slantedcross]

Sometimes that's how it starts.

[snark_pants]

'Pfft. Says you.'

[He snorts indignantly. Kyon pretty much knows that he and Haruhi have a very strange relationship. It's doesn't quite help that he's something like a reset button whenever the girl does something to screw with reality as we know it.]

It's gets too exhausting to reason with her. The effort and energy gets really wasted when she's concerned.

[slantedcross]

I always thought that was part of the fun, really.

But keep trying. Can't get worse than that, can it?

[snark_pants]

'Then you are masochist, Youji-san.'

When Haruhi's concerned, it can only get worse. Trust me on this.

[slantedcross]

I fail to see how a pretty girl can be that bad.

Granted, high school girls aren't an interest of mine.

[snark_pants]

'If that "pretty girl" has the power to end all of humanity as we know it, you'd be on your toes, too.'

Well, isn't that a blessing in disguise?

[slantedcross]

It can be, yes.

At least tell me you miss her, now that you're stuck here.

[Of course, Youji understands that she might be here, but. XD]

[snark_pants]

[The facepalming. He's doing it.]

... She's my roommate, Youji-san. I can't "miss her" even if I tried.

[slantedcross]

[Thought sooooo. ♥]

Well, better to be browbeaten by a girl you know than one you don't, hm?

[snark_pants]

[STFU B|]

'And suddenly Asakura's smiling face when she was trying to kill me flashed through my mind. Thanks for the image, Youji-san.'

I rather live through my teenage life without any girl trying to punch the living daylights out of me, thank you very much.