001 | Audio

[choru]

Big bro? Can you hear me? What iiiiiis this place!?

Japan, I-I'm going to write a haiku about this and show it to America! I'm calling it "Me and Japan: He Kidnapped Me!":
I woke up at dawn,
A strange place all around me --
This is all your fault!

You know what else? Haikus came from Korea!

Comments

BAAAAW. WHY YOU NO RUV ME, HYUNG? ME RUV YOU (W)RONG TIME!

[choru]

No way! If it's big bro's poetry, I wrote something that sounds like that over three hundred years ago!

TRAUMATIZED BY MY SPARKLES, I'M SURE.

[choru]

It's because I invented education. You know what else comes from me? Hyundai! It's the best car in the world!

Hey, you know me! Then you already know all about Hyundai!

STABBED HIM IN THE EYE SOCKET LIKE A THROWING STAR.

[choru]

Y-You don't know Hyundai!?

HEY. SINCE YOU CAN'T USE YOUR EYES ANYMORE, I CAN HAVE THEM, RIGHT? THANKS!

[choru]

Y-You...

[ Quite a long pause, he's too emotional to say this without tearing up: ]

You were immigrating to Korea, weren't you? I'll teach you everything about me!

/RUNS OFF WITH JARS OF EYEBALLS

[choru]

That's because you're emigrating from somebody else. Don't tell me! I bet it's Japan! Even his citizen like me better than big bro!

/TRIPS ON A GRASSBLADE AND SPILLS YOUR PRECIOUS EYES

[choru]

Really? Then who do you belong to?

[ Starts laughing ]

You definitely met big bro! He looks like a girl but big bro has all his boy parts!