:: post fifteen :: anchovies optional ::

[child_proteus]

Okay.

So given the fact that my sworn enemy and nemsis (T -- the artist formerly known as Dash) seems to have been thrust into this world with an insane preoccupation with pizza, coupled with the realization that not enough of you know what on earth that pizza is, I suggest a pizza sampling should be organized, to be put together by the nefarious

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[distant_dragon]

I have four words to contribute to this topic.

I. Have. Tomato. Sauce.

[child_proteus]

See? There's the spirit! Knew we could count on you, D, to bring something to the cause.

How you doing? I mean, okay, kind of lame to ask a question like that since I'm on the other side of the wall, but still.

[distant_dragon]

Pizza was one of the very first elements of your culture that Want insisted I be introduced to. Besides, tomato sauce was about the only thing that we could figure out how to preserve. So thus, I am willing to donate tomato sauce.

Better. Still tired, Raise's dream was something of a gut punch on its own, but better. Coherent. Also, this is not entirely lame given that the option is trying to yell through the wall.

[child_proteus]

Ah. That's my guy. Screw Mozart. Screw the Mona Lisa. Screw chicken fingers. Go with pizza.

Well, coherent is good. Not ideal. But when is life around here ever ideal. And for the record, it is kind of lame, considering the fact that I could just get up and walk down the hall and knock on your door. However, that would require proper clothes and I'm a bum. So.

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[reckless_rebel]

Nemesis, this proposed collaboration intrigues me. Two enemies putting aside our bitter rivalry to work for a common goal?

This goal being the enlightenment of the masses and the bringing upon them the great and holy word of pizza?

Yeah, dude. I think I am totally down with you on this one.

Sounds like dynamite to me.

Viva la pizza revolution! Or something like that.

ASK. AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE.

[child_proteus]

I was just telling Dub earlier, that pizza transcends all boundaries. It heals all wounds. It knows no bounds. Let us put aside our spiteful taunting and angry piranha pits, brother, and bring it to the people. Yeah?

We could be like, the Crusades. Only with 100 percent less killing people and 100 percent more pizza.

PIZZA AND BICEPS? YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO ME.

[reckless_rebel]

For this cause, I'll even forgo the piranha pits and scorpions. This is how much your words ring true, T.

I am so down with this, bro. Let the holy Pizza Crusades commence. Bringing the word of unlimited toppings to the unbelievers.

GOD I WISH I HAD TONGUE.

[child_proteus]

Dude. You have scorpions? Unfair dude, I've just got rabid bats. And they're a bitch to handle. Cause, well. Rabies.

I think we need a herald, bro. And a banner. And a theme song.

[felinemystique]

You kids and your crazy nicknames.

[child_proteus]

One day, I will run out of letters.

And then, what will I do, B? WHAT WILL I DO?

[felinemystique]

You'll be reduced to using someone's actual name, I suppose. Or just start using different criteria for nicknames.

[child_proteus]

Bah. We do not approve of such things, B. Survey says we may have to resort to numbers. Or maybe special characters like umlauts.

[saleskitten]

If this 'pizza' stuff sounds good, I wanna help make it!

[child_proteus]

Can you cook, Kitty?

The more hands in the kitchen, I think maybe the better? There are those who can't cook but know what it's like, and those who can cook, but have never heard of it before. I figure, join forces right?

[saleskitten]

Not that well, heehee BUT I CAN TRY!

The more the merrier!

[child_proteus]

Excellent. I'm so putting you down on the list. Which reminds me, that I should make a list. Thus allowing me to put you on it.

Guess who will fall ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH PIZZA? Convert this silly mage!

[flenceburgsbest]

I do believe I saw a recipe for homemade 'pizza' in a cookbook I picked up.

They did not provide a picture, so I cannot begin to fathom what on earth the end product looks like...

[Added after reading Drake's reply]

Well, if the tomatoes in question are of top quality, I'm in. I could never stand the tomatoes from the farmer's market. He puts something in his plants, I swear it, and I will find out what and sell his secret.

[child_proteus]

I figure, between you and Dub and Nova -- the three of you could manage to swing it! Though, admittedly, Dub -- being the heathen that he is -- doesn't remember what it's supposed to taste like. So! I propose that I lend my services as quality control and taste testing. Oh my life is so hard.

As for what it looks like, imagine a really really large dough cookie thing and topped with sauce and sprinkled with toppings and baked until made of awesome and win.

[flenceburgsbest]

...That sounds bizarre, but I'll give it a shot.

[reckless_rebel]

No seriously, it's pretty much exactly how Throne described it. It's not bizarre, it's stupendous.