:: post fifteen :: anchovies optional ::

[child_proteus]

Okay.

So given the fact that my sworn enemy and nemsis (T -- the artist formerly known as Dash) seems to have been thrust into this world with an insane preoccupation with pizza, coupled with the realization that not enough of you know what on earth that pizza is, I suggest a pizza sampling should be organized, to be put together by the nefarious

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[reckless_rebel]

Nemesis, this proposed collaboration intrigues me. Two enemies putting aside our bitter rivalry to work for a common goal?

This goal being the enlightenment of the masses and the bringing upon them the great and holy word of pizza?

Yeah, dude. I think I am totally down with you on this one.

Sounds like dynamite to me.

Viva la pizza revolution! Or something like that.

ASK. AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE.

[child_proteus]

I was just telling Dub earlier, that pizza transcends all boundaries. It heals all wounds. It knows no bounds. Let us put aside our spiteful taunting and angry piranha pits, brother, and bring it to the people. Yeah?

We could be like, the Crusades. Only with 100 percent less killing people and 100 percent more pizza.

PIZZA AND BICEPS? YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO ME.

[reckless_rebel]

For this cause, I'll even forgo the piranha pits and scorpions. This is how much your words ring true, T.

I am so down with this, bro. Let the holy Pizza Crusades commence. Bringing the word of unlimited toppings to the unbelievers.

GOD I WISH I HAD TONGUE.

[child_proteus]

Dude. You have scorpions? Unfair dude, I've just got rabid bats. And they're a bitch to handle. Cause, well. Rabies.

I think we need a herald, bro. And a banner. And a theme song.

SURVEY SAYS WANT'S THE ONE TO ASK FOR

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah, I'm just ten shades of cool like that.

Hey, rabid bats are cool. We ever get a Joker problem I know who to call.

I say Want can be the herald boy. And I'm down with banners. But you're on your own for theme songs/

Re: PIZZA AND BICEPS? YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO ME.

[lizardoverdose]

Dude, you realize that they slaughtered everyone who didn't agree with them, right? despite my penchant for violence, i don't think the sphere would agree with us slaughtering everyone who didn't like pizza, t-hizzle :(

[reckless_rebel]

No, see, thing is the Pizza Crusaders only inflict pizza on people who don't agree with us. Delicious, delicious pizza.

[lizardoverdose]

oh okay I'm down with that then. who is this pizza-loving badass that I don't recognize the handwriting of?

[reckless_rebel]

Hey dude! I'm Dash, and you are .... X.... the Pizza-loving dude?

[lizardoverdose]

Scales. Nice to meet you, Dash. What's your shtick?