:: post fifteen :: anchovies optional ::

[child_proteus]

Okay.

So given the fact that my sworn enemy and nemsis (T -- the artist formerly known as Dash) seems to have been thrust into this world with an insane preoccupation with pizza, coupled with the realization that not enough of you know what on earth that pizza is, I suggest a pizza sampling should be organized, to be put together by the nefarious

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Guess who will fall ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH PIZZA? Convert this silly mage!

[flenceburgsbest]

I do believe I saw a recipe for homemade 'pizza' in a cookbook I picked up.

They did not provide a picture, so I cannot begin to fathom what on earth the end product looks like...

[Added after reading Drake's reply]

Well, if the tomatoes in question are of top quality, I'm in. I could never stand the tomatoes from the farmer's market. He puts something in his plants, I swear it, and I will find out what and sell his secret.

[child_proteus]

I figure, between you and Dub and Nova -- the three of you could manage to swing it! Though, admittedly, Dub -- being the heathen that he is -- doesn't remember what it's supposed to taste like. So! I propose that I lend my services as quality control and taste testing. Oh my life is so hard.

As for what it looks like, imagine a really really large dough cookie thing and topped with sauce and sprinkled with toppings and baked until made of awesome and win.

[flenceburgsbest]

...That sounds bizarre, but I'll give it a shot.

[reckless_rebel]

No seriously, it's pretty much exactly how Throne described it. It's not bizarre, it's stupendous.

[child_proteus]

ooh, big word there, T. Color me impressed.

It's more like stupendous and awesome and kickass had some weird twisted love affair and made tomato sauce rubbed babies, smothered in cheese.

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah I think I sprained something. But it was worth it.

As twisted as that mental image is like, wow seriously yeah. I have to agree.