:: post fifteen :: anchovies optional ::

[child_proteus]

Okay.

So given the fact that my sworn enemy and nemsis (T -- the artist formerly known as Dash) seems to have been thrust into this world with an insane preoccupation with pizza, coupled with the realization that not enough of you know what on earth that pizza is, I suggest a pizza sampling should be organized, to be put together by the nefarious

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[distant_dragon]

I have four words to contribute to this topic.

I. Have. Tomato. Sauce.

[child_proteus]

See? There's the spirit! Knew we could count on you, D, to bring something to the cause.

How you doing? I mean, okay, kind of lame to ask a question like that since I'm on the other side of the wall, but still.

[distant_dragon]

Pizza was one of the very first elements of your culture that Want insisted I be introduced to. Besides, tomato sauce was about the only thing that we could figure out how to preserve. So thus, I am willing to donate tomato sauce.

Better. Still tired, Raise's dream was something of a gut punch on its own, but better. Coherent. Also, this is not entirely lame given that the option is trying to yell through the wall.

[child_proteus]

Ah. That's my guy. Screw Mozart. Screw the Mona Lisa. Screw chicken fingers. Go with pizza.

Well, coherent is good. Not ideal. But when is life around here ever ideal. And for the record, it is kind of lame, considering the fact that I could just get up and walk down the hall and knock on your door. However, that would require proper clothes and I'm a bum. So.

[reckless_rebel]

See this just proves he and I are totally more on the same wavelength then anyone suspects.

Watch out for when he goes evil mastermind and takes over the 'Sphere. You can't say I didn't warn you.

[child_proteus]

Dude, if Dub takes over the Sphere, you realize that all of your plans are foiled. Survey says he'll grant me minion status. Or better yet Number Two.

And then I'd just demote you to waterboy.

[reckless_rebel]

You. Maybe. But I'm tricky, I'll find a way to turn it back around to my favor.

If you do that I'm so leaving to go form the resistance. Call me Han Solo and I'll call you Darth, while Want sits around making lightning fingers at people.

All I need is a Wookie.

[distant_dragon]

Pretty much, yes. Though chicken fingers are also nice.

At the moment I'll settle for 'good', at least it keeps me functioning and us generally sane. As for that last part, that almost almost falls into the realm of 'too much information'. Almost.

[lizardoverdose]

With lots of ketchup. Can tomato fetish boy make ketchup too?

also can we have burgers.

[reckless_rebel]

Dude.

Rock. On.

Gramps.

[distant_dragon]

My tomato fetish is well-known in the Sphere. It's homemade tomato sauce, at that.

...I will hurt you, mark my words.

[reckless_rebel]

Oh man, just the way momma used to make. Or something. This is going to totally rock.

Uh-huh. I'm trembling here. In fear.

[child_proteus]

Seriously? He talks a good game. But that's it. Talk talk talk.

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah I get that. He's like a precious family dog. Kind of yappy and senile but you can't hold it against him when he drools on the furniture.

[child_proteus]

See? Moments like this, T. I have trouble dedicating my life to your ultimate downfall.

[reckless_rebel]

I'd like to think that's because I'm so lovable and witty, but I have a suspicion it's just because you're a closet sadist who likes it when I harass your friends.

But that's okay. I'm cool with that too.