you see an expiration date on something that should technically never expire? Does bottled water start to taste like plastic? Do the molecules break down? Hmmmm.

the only pair of pants which are not in your laundry pile are black, and have been underneath a cat's fuzzy, furry, shedding ass?

you really DO make much ado about nothing, but you don't realize it?

when you read it after you've cooked food with alcoholic beverages- which suddenly caught fire, & you had the presence of mind to quit staring at the flames & put a lid on the skillet: "Your fortune will completely change, today."

you fall down a flight of carpeted steps, and you get rug burn PLUS a big bruise?

Your brain: 80% interpersonal, 140% visual, 160% verbal, and 20% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It ( Read more... )

I want to plant something. Anything! I keep eyeballing my seed packets of spinach, catnip, garlic chives, dill, various mints, basils, sage and peppers longingly. I really should have started the peppers indoors, in February. I suppose I could buy some 4-pack seedlings, instead. Tomatoes, onions, and a hanging basket of strawberries... drool... ( Read more... )

I shall wrap myself 'round your pale legs ( Read more... )

which is in the shape of a bra, is life-sized & reads: "Support My Breasts ( Read more... )

That I loathe Reuben sandwiches, but when I took a chance on a "Reuben soup" special, I loved it? Corned beef, sauerkraut and melted Swiss cheese, with toasted marbled rye bread on the side. I wasn't expecting the soup to be my sandwich. Nope. Not at all.