I'm out of sync and...



Happy Early April Fool's.

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but hopefully this isn't why.

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.


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So lookout, suckas. I know how to give shots!

You Are 46% Evil
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Lookout, suckas! I also know how to give enemas.

You Are 56% Angry
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Except that I've lived most of my life in Minnesota.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia

Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't ( Read more... )

When I say that your voice is irritating me, I mean it.

You are a dog
Or maybe you are a mosquito, you certainly can't be human.

The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 21.1kHzFind out which ringtones you can hear!

I demand a coroner.


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DUH!

You Belong in Paris
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that I would rather see Elmo dangling from 10 feet of rope...

Elmo
You scored 50% Organization, 78% abstract, and 67% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test ( Read more... )