Than I was Last Month.

Starving Artist
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are ( Read more... )

Carole.
*snicker*

Carole Lombard
You scored 14% grit, 9% wit, 52% flair, and 33% class!

You're a little bit of a fruitcake, but you always act out in style. You have a good sense of humor, are game for almost anything, but you like to have nice things about you and are attracted to the high life. You're stylish and modern, but you've got a ( Read more... )

This Big Brute has a present for you.

Brute
You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for ( Read more... )

and am destined for divorce. *snork*

Some Conflict Skills
You scored 67 Conflict Smarts and 39 Pneumatix!

If you scored in this range then you are on your way to being able to build a stable relationship. You are less angry and more conciliatory than you might be. There is hope!

Dr. Gottman says that more than half of the marriages that fail ( Read more... )

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 80% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go ( Read more... )

Maybe I WILL kick the bucket when I'm 63.

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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ACCORDING TO RESEARCH, I'M HALFWAY DEAD

Supposedly, I will kick the bucket some time around June of 2036, roughly at age 63. Probable cause? Heart attack.

Oh goodie. And here I had every intention of living to be 108.

Go get your death date here, and think about what you really want to do for your next birthday.

Is still a fart.

Gust
~ 62% Water ~ 70% Wind ~ 51% Earth ~ 44% Fire ~

I want to live where the sky is big

Simple and free...

Let’s see... your personality reminds me of the...

...cool Sapphire, the non-red corundum, or its little brother, the Blue Topaz. Your colours are azure, indigo, and a bright yellow or gold.

Interpretation:

Out of the ( Read more... )

MY HORRORSCOPE FOR TODAY ( Read more... )

Why the Blazes should I care if your name is French, and spelled wrong? My name is not French and it is mispronounced, misquoted, misunderstood AND misspelled. So there (we huffed).

Spelling Nazi
You scored 95 Spelling smarts!

Okay so you've either cheated, or you know all the vocabulary rules by now. "I before E, except after c." bla bla ( Read more... )