"Hiiiiiii! I can't take your call right now because I'm doing something really important like working on a new outfit. But I'll call you back if you leave me a message."

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Well, this had to be a first for Harper Finkle ( Read more... )

Harper struggled to hold back her tears. "I can't stay here for a whole week! You have to find me an earlier portal," she pleaded with the attendant at the Portalocity counter. She didn't know what she'd done to get an extended layover in a grayscale world without any color. All she knew was that she needed to get out of here.

[NFB, but open for ( Read more... )

Harper was learning a very important lesson today: never trust a Portalocity deal that included a free parachute, especially when exiting the portal required a parachute. Hopefully, she was also going to learn to stop screaming long enough to pull the cord so her parachute deployed in time. But if she survived this, she could probably handle any ( Read more... )

Many, many months after she booked a last-minute trip to Romania to surprise her parents, Harper had finally caught up with them. It was too late for Thanksgiving, but at least she would get to spend Christmas with them ( Read more... )

Harper had gotten tired of traveling from place to place on her never-ending battle journey with Portalocity. So when she arrived in this small town that seemed far away from anything, she decided to stay put for a while. After all, it wasn't like Portalocity was any closer to getting her home ( Read more... )

• Harper and Kennedy commiserate over Portalocity incompetence

• AU!Harper taunts K-Mart with kitty plates

It was Harper's first big fashion show, and it couldn't have been more perfect! Sure, the models were a bit thinner than she preferred, and some of their clothes was being held in place with carefully concealed clothespins. But everything looked fabulous. There was nothing more for Harper to do was sit back, sip her champagne, and bask in the glow ( Read more... )

Harper was quickly learning that cheap portals were not a good bargain, especially when you wanted to get home without enduring six million layovers in out-of-the-way places. And that's only when they managed to get her booked through to the correct final destination ( Read more... )